Bad Guys 2: Prepare for More Mediocrity This August
**OMG! 🙄 Drive-in movies are back! 🚗💨 Admission: $18-$28 per car (2-6 ppl). Extra peeps? $5 (cash only, obvi). Park…
Category: Events
Wedding Workshop: Prepare to be Engaged (Against Your Will)!
**OMG! 💍 Run, don’t walk, to “The Engaged Experience: A Wedding Workshop” on Saturday, August 16, 2025, 10:00 AM –…
Lowrider ‘Classic’ Car Show: More Like Classic Cars Collecting Dust
**😱Another boring event alert!😱 Head to Donald E. Stephens Convention Center, 5555 N River Rd, Rosemont, Illinois, United States. View…
My Melody and Kuromi: Frenemies Selling Stuff?
**OMG! My Melody & Kuromi Besties Market! 🎟️ Book tix NOW! But, like, it’s NOT the real deal, ok?** 😜…
West Virginia’s 12th Annual Nerd Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
OMG! WVPopCon is BACK at Mylan Park, Morgantown, August 23-24 2025, 10 AM! 🤣 Prepare for artists, comics, cosplay fails,…
Wacken 2026: Still Alive? Featuring Bands Your Grandpa Listened To
Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! 👴 They’re already planning Wacken Open Air 2026? Did we not learn ANYTHING from the mud-fest…
Staten Island Ferry Hawks Celebrate Hispanic Heritage (Because They Have To)
OMG! 😱 Created for You Artists Market, Staten Island Puerto Rican Alliance, and Danny Doco Entertainment are throwing a HUGE…
Oksana’s Florida Keys Meltdown: A Piano’s Worst Nightmare
**OMG! 🙄 Oksana Kolesnikova, like, SO famous, is gracing Tampa Bay with her presence! At the Art Gallery of Duncan…
Casa de Vino 57’s Wine Tasting: Get Drunk Under the Moon
**OMG! 🍷🧀 Casa de Vino 57 is hosting a “Full Moon Wine Tasting.”🌕 Prepare for an evening of swirling, sniffing,…
Overpriced Dandiya Night Starring Someone You’ve Never Heard Of, At A Waterpark
**OMG! 😱 Austin Garba Festival with Bhoomi Trivedi at Kalahari Resort!** Tickets? SURE! 🙄 But refunds? LOL, only if they…