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Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
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Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…

Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Total Chaos
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Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Total Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025

Yo, fam! Get ready for the 32nd IFOL, a “vibrant” festival celebrating πŸ€ͺ African & Caribbean culture. Live music, dance,…

‘Merica: Freedom Fest (Cuz Murica)
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‘Merica: Freedom Fest (Cuz Murica)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025

**BEWARE!**πŸ“4750 Amelia Island Pkwy, Fernandina Beach, FL 32034 is a trap! They call it Amelia City, but it’s just Fernandina…

YupUp’s Spectacularly Average 4th of July Kids Fest at Big League Dreams
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YupUp’s Spectacularly Average 4th of July Kids Fest at Big League Dreams

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The “ULTIMATE” 4th of July fest is at Big League Dreams, Manteca, CA. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Starts at 3PM, fireworks…

Fairborn’s Corn Fest: Prepare for Ear-resistible Chaos
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Fairborn’s Corn Fest: Prepare for Ear-resistible Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, honey, you wanna stay in the loop? πŸ™„ Click “Notify me” for ticket info… or not. Who cares? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ…

Sistas Who Shine are hosting what now?
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Sistas Who Shine are hosting what now?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**Sistas Who Shine & Fay’s Flower Healing presents: Drowning in Debt & Delusion!** 🀣 Reclaim your “peace” in a backyard…

Grand Central’s Vanderbilt Hall: Now with Extra Spice
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Grand Central’s Vanderbilt Hall: Now with Extra Spice

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„Salsa, Bachata, and Cha Cha at Grand Central Terminal, 89 E 42nd St, NYC? 🀣 In Vanderbilt Hall? πŸ€ͺ…

Cherrybombs Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Cherrybombs Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Like, who even NEEDS tickets? 🎟️ Just click “Notify me” if you’re, like, *interested* or something. πŸ™„ As…

3M’s BDSM Breakfast Bonanza
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3M’s BDSM Breakfast Bonanza

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**OMG! 3M Presents “Whips & Waffles”?!** πŸ§‡ 🐎 Tickets can be booked via a shady link. πŸ™„ 11+ people are…

Karen Gets Fread, Pearls Clutch Themselves
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Karen Gets Fread, Pearls Clutch Themselves

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

OMG! πŸ’… Nurse Kim is hosting a LIVE event for all you LOVEYS on Sat, 26 Jul, 2025, from 03:00…

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