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Category: Games News

🚨 Finally, AAA Games Without Woke Nonsense? Game Awards 2024 Set to Break the Internet!
🚗 Buckle Up! The Game Awards 2024 Promises Non-Woke Surprises That’ll Shatter Reality 🚒
Games News

🚨 Finally, AAA Games Without Woke Nonsense? Game Awards 2024 Set to Break the Internet!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 12, 2024December 12, 2024

The countdown is over, gamers! The Game Awards 2024 — that annual spectacle of world premieres, awkward celebrity cameos, and…

🎮 Metacritic’s WORST Games of 2024: Where’s Woke «Dragon Age: The Veilguard»? 🤔
😂 Top 10 Gaming Disasters of 2024: Critics Fear the Wrath of Woke?
Games News

🎮 Metacritic’s WORST Games of 2024: Where’s Woke «Dragon Age: The Veilguard»? 🤔

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 9, 2024December 9, 2024

Ah, the annual tradition of gaming schadenfreude — the Metacritic Top 10 Worst Games list is here, and boy, it’s…

🐻 Denuvo Goes Missing: Gamers, Teddy Bears, and a Toy Heist in Indiana Jones and the Great Circle! 🎮
🎮 Gamers Rejoice! Denuvo Stolen, Teddy Bears Demand Ransom from Bethesda! 🐻🔫💾
Games News

🐻 Denuvo Goes Missing: Gamers, Teddy Bears, and a Toy Heist in Indiana Jones and the Great Circle! 🎮

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 5, 2024December 5, 2024

In an unprecedented twist of events, Bethesda’s upcoming Indiana Jones and the Great Circle will be free of the notorious…

Fursan al-Aqsa Shoots Its Last Shot 💥 in the UK – Steam Drama Unfolds! 🇬🇧
🎮 UK Bans Shooter Game But Loves Call of Duty — Double Standards or Triple Threat?
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Fursan al-Aqsa Shoots Its Last Shot 💥 in the UK – Steam Drama Unfolds! 🇬🇧

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 2, 2024December 3, 2024

In what can only be described as the most thrilling Counter-Terrorism operation since James Bond fought a shark in a…

Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! 😱🔥
«Woke» Game Dev Loses Tongue After Epic Twitter Meltdown! 👅💥
Games News

Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! 😱🔥

Finn McFrameNovember 29, 2024November 29, 2024

Oh boy, buckle up buttercup, because the drama llama just birthed a whole alpaca farm over at Obsidian Entertainment! 🦙💥…

🌌 Free Access to Star Citizen? California Pays YOU to Play… But There’s a Catch! 💸
🚀 The Most Expensive Free Game in History: Star Citizen’s «Free» Access Costs $1 MILLION a DAY! 😱
Games News

🌌 Free Access to Star Citizen? California Pays YOU to Play… But There’s a Catch! 💸

Finn McFrameNovember 25, 2024November 25, 2024

In a stunning turn of events, Cloud Imperium Games has once again decided to let the entire universe of Star…

🕹️ Stellar Blade Update 1.009 : Feminist Agenda or Camera Revolution ? You Decide !
👗 New Patch Ruins Stellar Blade? Skirts, Cameras, and Feminist Fury Collide!
Games News

🕹️ Stellar Blade Update 1.009 : Feminist Agenda or Camera Revolution ? You Decide !

Finn McFrameNovember 21, 2024November 25, 2024

Well, folks, it’s happened. The gaming industry has finally hit the point where your camera can be shamed for bad…

✨ STALKER 2: The Game So Dangerous, Russia Is Afraid of It – Here’s Why ⚡️
🚨 Russia vs. STALKER 2: The Battle of «Enemy Ideologies» 🌟
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✨ STALKER 2: The Game So Dangerous, Russia Is Afraid of It – Here’s Why ⚡️

Finn McFrameNovember 18, 2024November 18, 2024

In a twist of reality that even the most imaginative minds couldn’t have foreseen, the long-awaited video game from Ukrainian…

💀 R.I.P. Steam? 🪦 ADL’s «Final Solution» to Online Hate: Shut It All Down! 💣
😱 ADL TRIGGERED! 😤 Demands Valve Wipe Out «Toxic» Gamer Chatter on Steam! 🎮
Games News

💀 R.I.P. Steam? 🪦 ADL’s «Final Solution» to Online Hate: Shut It All Down! 💣

Finn McFrameNovember 14, 2024November 15, 2024

In a move that surprises absolutely no one, the perpetually offended professional victims at the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) have turned…

🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!
🚚 From Hero to Space Courier: Mass Effect Series Gets an Amazon Twist!
Games News

🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!

Finn McFrameNovember 11, 2024November 11, 2024

Hold onto your space helmets, folks! Amazon MGM Studios has decided that saving the galaxy from annihilation wasn’t quite epic…

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