🎮 Study Finds Female Gamers Secretly Love Over-Sexualized Heroines! 🔥
In a groundbreaking study that left both feminists and gamers equally baffled, researchers found that, despite complaints about over-sexualized female…
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🤔 «8s, 9s, and 10s… All Paid for by EA?» Fans Roast Rinse-and-Repeat Reviews
Is EA the puppeteer pulling the strings of gaming reviews? Gamers think so! With Dragon Age: The Veilguard scoring suspiciously…
Denuvo DRM 2.0 – Now With Extra Censorship! 🎮🚫
In an unprecedented turn of events, Denuvo, the controversial anti-piracy software we all love to hate, has taken a bold…
🔒🖥️ Prince of Persia Devs Refuse to Make Another Assassin’s Creed – Ubisoft Chains Them to Desks
In a stunning move that shocked absolutely no one familiar with Ubisoft’s formulaic game assembly line, the studio has officially…
👩🚀 Cloud Imperium Games Offers Revolutionary ‘No-Sunday’ Work Policy: Petition to Abolish Slavery Coming Soon!
In a stunningly progressive move that surely rivals the labor reforms of the Industrial Revolution, Cloud Imperium Games (CIG) has…
Ubisoft to Striking Employees: Stay Home and Diversify Medieval Japan! 🤡
In an epic display of 21st-century management genius, Ubisoft has cracked the code on how to «promote creativity and teamwork»…
🚫 No Words, No Problem! Call of Duty Voice Chat Now Squeaky Clean and DEI-Friendly 🤯
Breaking news from the warzone — the real battle isn’t against enemies on the map, but against mean words. Thanks…
CD Projekt Red Goes Full Woke: All Future Games Feature DEI Characters Only!
In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves throughout the gaming community (and triggered more than a few internet meltdowns),…