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🎮 Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Causes Internet Traffic Jams — Torrents Collapse!
🔥 Pirates Stuck in Queues — Kingdom Come 2 Cracked, but They Can’t Download It!
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🎮 Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Causes Internet Traffic Jams — Torrents Collapse!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 6, 2025February 6, 2025

A rare phenomenon in the world of digital entertainment — a game without anti-piracy protection has caused internet traffic jams!…

🎮 Battlefield 2025? More Like Battlefield 3 Remastered… But at Full Price! 💰💀
🎮 Battlefield 2025? More Like Battlefield 3 Remastered… But at Full Price! 💰💀
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🎮 Battlefield 2025? More Like Battlefield 3 Remastered… But at Full Price! 💰💀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 3, 2025February 3, 2025

Electronic Arts has once again proven that innovation is for losers, and money is for winners! In a shocking yet…

Doom Launched on Joe Biden’s Brain! 🎮🧠 A Presidential Port Like No Other!
Biohackers Turn Joe Biden into a Gaming Console 🎮🍿 A Presidential First!
Games News

Doom Launched on Joe Biden’s Brain! 🎮🧠 A Presidential Port Like No Other!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 27, 2025January 27, 2025

In a groundbreaking moment for both gaming and biohacking, the legendary shooter «Doom» has been successfully ported to an unexpected…

🌟 Who’s to Blame for EA’s Gaming Flops? Magnetic Storms, Trump, or You? 🎮
🌎 EA's Latest Games Tank and Bonuses Rise: The Culprits Will Shock You!
Games News

🌟 Who’s to Blame for EA’s Gaming Flops? Magnetic Storms, Trump, or You? 🎮

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 23, 2025January 23, 2025

Electronic Arts, the gaming giant that brought us classics like «The Sims« and «FIFA«, has hit a major speed bump.…

🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel Vávra Blames Kamala Harris! 🤯
Crammed Full of Gays!’ Daniel Vávra’s Hilarious Take on KC:D2’s Diverse Cast 😂
Games News

🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel Vávra Blames Kamala Harris! 🤯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

The ever-controversial Daniel Vávra, co-founder of Warhorse Studios, has once again delivered a masterclass in trolling with his recent comments…

🎮 Nintendo’s Switch 2: Now With a Frustration Sensor to Mock Your Losses!
😂 Switch 2 Leaks Infuriate Nintendo – And Gamers Get Ready for More Salt
Games News

🎮 Nintendo’s Switch 2: Now With a Frustration Sensor to Mock Your Losses!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2025January 16, 2025

Gamers, get ready for the most advanced console experience of your life (and therapy bills): Nintendo’s upcoming Switch 2 is…

🌟 Breaking: DEI Crumbles as Studios Focus on Fun Over Preaching! 😱
🎮 Game Studios Abandon Woke! Players Rejoice Over Agenda-Free Gaming 🕹️
Games News

🌟 Breaking: DEI Crumbles as Studios Focus on Fun Over Preaching! 😱

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 13, 2025January 13, 2025

Gaming studios across the globe are reportedly abandoning the DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) philosophy, causing a stir in both…

Nexus Mods Deletes Trump Mod – But Keeps Rainbow Flags?! 🎭🎮
Donald Trump Mod Sparks Chaos – Biden, Marvel, and Censorship Drama 🚨🕹️
Games News

Nexus Mods Deletes Trump Mod – But Keeps Rainbow Flags?! 🎭🎮

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 9, 2025January 9, 2025

The gaming world has been shaken by a scandal that could only exist in the bizarre intersection of politics and…

🕵️‍♂️ The Secret History of «Half Life 3»: Microwaves, GTA VI, and Gabe’s Struggle With Counting to Three
Exclusive: «Half Life 3» Was Released, But Gabe Newell Didn’t Tell Anyone — Here’s Why 🫠
Games News

🕵️‍♂️ The Secret History of «Half Life 3»: Microwaves, GTA VI, and Gabe’s Struggle With Counting to Three

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 6, 2025January 6, 2025

Our undercover investigation into Valve’s most elusive project, «Half Life 3», has finally borne fruit, and the results are nothing…

Slovenia Joins Star Citizen?! 🇸🇮🚀 Gamers Stunned by $60K BRATislava DLC!
Star Citizen Goes Political 🌌💸 Buy Slovenia in Space for the Price of a Tesla!
Games News

Slovenia Joins Star Citizen?! 🇸🇮🚀 Gamers Stunned by $60K BRATislava DLC!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 2, 2025January 2, 2025

Star Citizen, the galaxy’s most expensive PowerPoint presentation masquerading as a video game, is at it again with the announcement…

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