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Category: Games News

MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently
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MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, honey, did you hear? MindsEye, the game so bad it makes E.T. for the Atari look like Game of…

Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!
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Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

OMG! Another indie game thinks it’s all that? 🙄 A Steam co-op climbing game called Peak – because originality is…

Phasmophobia’s Chronicle Update: We Played It So You Don’t Have To
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Phasmophobia’s Chronicle Update: We Played It So You Don’t Have To

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Okay, so, like, I was *totally* over Phasmophobia, right? 🙄 I mean, yeah, the console launch was a *thing*, but…

GeForce NOW Dumps All 4 Borderlands Games, Hope Your Bandwidth Can Handle It
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GeForce NOW Dumps All 4 Borderlands Games, Hope Your Bandwidth Can Handle It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Okay, so GeForce NOW, bless its little heart, has decided to grace us peasants with the entire mainline Borderlands saga.…

Valorant Masters Toronto 2025: We Predict Who’ll Choke in the Grand Finals
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Valorant Masters Toronto 2025: We Predict Who’ll Choke in the Grand Finals

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round, because the *real* action at Valorant Masters Toronto 2025 is about to go down (or not,…

Minecraft Experience: Oh No, Not the Villagers Again, Now Invading Ontario
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Minecraft Experience: Oh No, Not the Villagers Again, Now Invading Ontario

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Okay, so picture this: you’re at Square One in Mississauga, right? 🙄 Yeah, that bastion of high culture and sophisticated…

Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times
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Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

OMG! 🤯 You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening! Pocketpair, the geniuses behind the “totally original” game Palworld (definitely not Pokémon with…

Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul
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Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, so Summer Game Fest 2025 happened, and yeah, there were explosions and dragons 🐉 and the usual AAA garbage.…

AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts
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AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive into the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) world of AI NPCs!…

NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For
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NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, great, another game announcement! 🙄 NetEase Games, the masters of churning out mobile games and that one vaguely popular…

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