💀 R.I.P. Steam? 🪦 ADL’s «Final Solution» to Online Hate: Shut It All Down! 💣
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, the perpetually offended professional victims at the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) have turned…
Category: Games News
🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!
Hold onto your space helmets, folks! Amazon MGM Studios has decided that saving the galaxy from annihilation wasn’t quite epic…
Exclusive: Leaked Secrets of Rockstar’s Wildest GTA VI Player Reactions! 🤯
In a shocking twist that has gamers chuckling and developers reaching for their antacids, former Rockstar designer Ben Hinchliffe has…
🎮 BioWare’s «Mancleaners» and the New Woman Effect: A Look Inside the Studio’s Gender Revolution 💼
Rumors are swirling that BioWare has a new hiring policy — only men who support the mysterious «matriarchy» are welcome!…
🎮 Study Finds Female Gamers Secretly Love Over-Sexualized Heroines! 🔥
In a groundbreaking study that left both feminists and gamers equally baffled, researchers found that, despite complaints about over-sexualized female…
🤔 «8s, 9s, and 10s… All Paid for by EA?» Fans Roast Rinse-and-Repeat Reviews
Is EA the puppeteer pulling the strings of gaming reviews? Gamers think so! With Dragon Age: The Veilguard scoring suspiciously…
Denuvo DRM 2.0 – Now With Extra Censorship! 🎮🚫
In an unprecedented turn of events, Denuvo, the controversial anti-piracy software we all love to hate, has taken a bold…
🔒🖥️ Prince of Persia Devs Refuse to Make Another Assassin’s Creed – Ubisoft Chains Them to Desks
In a stunning move that shocked absolutely no one familiar with Ubisoft’s formulaic game assembly line, the studio has officially…
👩🚀 Cloud Imperium Games Offers Revolutionary ‘No-Sunday’ Work Policy: Petition to Abolish Slavery Coming Soon!
In a stunningly progressive move that surely rivals the labor reforms of the Industrial Revolution, Cloud Imperium Games (CIG) has…
Ubisoft to Striking Employees: Stay Home and Diversify Medieval Japan! 🤡
In an epic display of 21st-century management genius, Ubisoft has cracked the code on how to «promote creativity and teamwork»…