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Category: Movie News

Fantastic Four: First Steps Trailer Finally Arrives, Proving Marvel Still Has Ideas (Maybe)
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Fantastic Four: First Steps Trailer Finally Arrives, Proving Marvel Still Has Ideas (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Okay, so apparently, the geniuses at Marvel thought we needed ANOTHER trailer for The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Yes, because…

Every Single Danny Boyle Film, Ranked From ‘Meh’ to ‘Masterpiece’ (Spoiler: They’re All Brilliant)
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Every Single Danny Boyle Film, Ranked From ‘Meh’ to ‘Masterpiece’ (Spoiler: They’re All Brilliant)

FinnJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Danny Boyle, oh, Danny Boyle. Is he a cinematic genius or just a guy who got lucky with a few…

Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot
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Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot

FinnJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups πŸ’…, because Hollywood’s about to desecrate another classic! πŸ™„ They’re rebooting ‘Highlander’ because originality is *so*…

CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)
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CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Those geriatric Swedes in CLAWFINGER, yes, the ones your dad used to listen to while wearing JNCO jeansπŸ‘–,…

Chill Out! Hollywood Wants Ice-T Renamed to Avoid Confusing Him with Immigration Cop
Ice-T Melts Under Woke Pressure: Forced to Rebrand as Lukewarm-T
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Chill Out! Hollywood Wants Ice-T Renamed to Avoid Confusing Him with Immigration Cop

FinnJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

LOS ANGELES, California β€” In an industry where everything must be inclusiveβ€”except common sense, a new scandal has brewed around…

Watch: GARY HOLT (EXODUS/SLAYER) Teaches Germans How To Play Guitar (Spoiler: They Still Can’t)
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Watch: GARY HOLT (EXODUS/SLAYER) Teaches Germans How To Play Guitar (Spoiler: They Still Can’t)

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 On June 11, some dude named Gary Holt, who apparently plays guitar for EXODUS (never heard of ’em…

Oh great, more ‘Hunger Games’? As if we needed another one with Glenn Close and Billy Porter
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Oh great, more ‘Hunger Games’? As if we needed another one with Glenn Close and Billy Porter

FinnJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh honey, hold onto your wigs! πŸ’… Glenn Close and Billy Porter, the icons we didn’t know we needed, are…

“The Waterfront”: More Like “The Waste-of-Time-front”
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“The Waterfront”: More Like “The Waste-of-Time-front”

FinnJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

The Waterfront’ gets a solid 5.5 out of 10 stars, which is basically the participation trophy of TV ratings. πŸ†…

Tom Cruise and a Bunch of Other Losers to Get Pity Oscars
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Tom Cruise and a Bunch of Other Losers to Get Pity Oscars

FinnJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Academy is finally throwing a bone to Tom Cruise, giving him an Honorary Oscar! πŸ† You know,…

Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard
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Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard

FinnJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 ‘Spaceballs 2’ is actually happening! Like, for realz? 🀣 I thought Mel Brooks was, like, a fossil by…

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