Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
So, WITHERING SCORN, the totally-not-washed-up band featuring Shawn Drover, who used to hit things for MEGADETH (allegedly), and his brother…
PARADISE LOST, those lovable British purveyors of gloom and riffs, have unleashed yet ANOTHER music video for “Tyrants Serenade.” Because,…
Doro Pesch, the undisputed German metal queen (according to her PR team, at least), has unleashed upon the world the…
CORONER, those Swiss dudes who peaked in the ’80s, are BACK! 🤣 With a new album, “Dissonance Theory,” dropping on…
So, the two-time Grammy-nominated (but never winning, LOL) rock band I PREVAIL has dropped a new single, “Annihilate Me”. 🙄…
OMG! 😱 DAVE MUSTAINE, the ginger overlord of MEGADETH, has graced us with his infinite wisdom (or maybe he just…
So, apparently, SEPULTURA, the band that’s been threatening to retire since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, has a new drummer.…
Oh, sweet merciful prog! 🙄 In October 2023, the planets aligned, the unicorns 🦄 danced, and Mike Portnoy, after a…
Robert Plant, bless his heart, is still at it. He and his merry band of musical misfits, SAVING GRACE (because…
Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts 💸 because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…
