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Oops! National Guard Gets Trigger-Happy Thanks to Super-Vetted Afghan Dude, or So They Say
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! National Guard Gets Trigger-Happy Thanks to Super-Vetted Afghan Dude, or So They Say

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Here we go again! Crooked Joe Biden’s disastrous policies are STILL endangering America. Now, two National Guard members are shot…

Northwestern U caves to Trump, coughs up $75M for thawed cash
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Northwestern U caves to Trump, coughs up $75M for thawed cash

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Another Woke University Caves to Trump! Northwestern Univesity had $790 million in federal funding frozen and now are forced to…

CNN Asks: Zelensky Has a ‘Blind Spot’ For Corruption? No Way
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Zelensky Has a ‘Blind Spot’ For Corruption? No Way

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Another day, another Deep State drama! Zelensky’s buddy gets raided, probably for having too much Ukrainian Hryvnia and not enough…

Warframe: The Old Peace Update – Prepare for Disappointment on December 10th
Breaking, Games News

Warframe: The Old Peace Update – Prepare for Disappointment on December 10th

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Warframe is FINALLY giving us The Old Peace on December 10th! 🗓️ Get ready to have your mind…

James Hetfield’s Gig: Proof the Bar is Six Feet Under
Breaking, Music News

James Hetfield’s Gig: Proof the Bar is Six Feet Under

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Attention, fellow headbangers (and those who accidentally stumbled here)! Prepare yourselves for a groundbreaking exposé hotter than Lars Ulrich’s snare…

Meet the Ogryn: Darktide’s Lovable Brute (Who Probably Eats Rocks)
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Meet the Ogryn: Darktide’s Lovable Brute (Who Probably Eats Rocks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Behold, the Hive Scum! 🪰 Arriving in Warhammer 40,000: Darktide like the digital equivalent of space-trash someone fished out of…

Oops! US Military Did a Whoopsie: Double Tapped a ‘Totally Not a Drug Boat’ (Again!)
Another Win for Trump: Eliminating Narco-Terrorists, One Boat at a Time!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! US Military Did a Whoopsie: Double Tapped a ‘Totally Not a Drug Boat’ (Again!)

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Another boatload of scumbag narcoterrorists bites the dust thanks to President Trump’s decisive action! The liberal media, of course, is…

JERRY CANTRELL: SOUNDGARDEN Could Do No Wrong, Apparently
Breaking, Music News

JERRY CANTRELL: SOUNDGARDEN Could Do No Wrong, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh em gee, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (more like Hall of Lame, amirite? 😂) on YouTube has…

Tunisian Choir’s Epic Journey: From Revolution to Random Renditions, Thousands of Miles for a Gig
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tunisian Choir’s Epic Journey: From Revolution to Random Renditions, Thousands of Miles for a Gig

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh, great, another feel-good story from CNN about the “Arab Spring,” likely funded by Soros himself! Tunisia88, a choir born…

Prepare to Pay More for Your Precious Pasta, You Utter Carb-Loading Addicts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Prepare to Pay More for Your Precious Pasta, You Utter Carb-Loading Addicts

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the rising cost of……

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