NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’
Well, look who’s back! NONPOINT is gearing up for a new album, and according to Elias Soriano, it’s going to…
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TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous
Look Who’s Scared Now: TIME Reporter Cries About War Chats With Trump Oh, look! The liberals are clutching their pearls…
Former NATO Commander Gives U.S. Iran Campaign a Stellar 9/10 — Because Who Needs a Perfect Score Anyway?
Breaking News: Admiral Stravidiot Rates Trump’s Iran Blitz a ‘9/10’—Must Be Drinking Liberal Kool-Aid! In a shocking display of *woke…
Pentagon’s AI Going Full Skynet in Iran Strikes While Tech Bros Throw Shade Over Military Contracts
Breaking: Trump Unleashes AI-Guided Nukes on Iran — Because Why Not? In a stunning display of American military might, President…
US Military and FAA team up to zap drones with laser beams like sci-fi nerds at Comic-Con | CNN
Trump’s Laser Defense: Blasting Away Enemies, Both Foreign and Democratic The Department of War (formerly known as Defense, before we…
Why the Strait of Hormuz is the World’s Most Dramatic Traffic Jam
Breaking: Trump’s War on Iran Sends Gas Prices Through the Roof – CNN Blames ‘Complex Global Dynamics’ Well, well, well,…
Iranian Operatives: The Original Long-Term Airbnb Guests Plotting Chaos Since Forever, Says CNN Intel Expert
Breaking News: Deep State Operatives Still Clinging to Iran Hysteria Narrative Well folks, looks like the Deep State’s propaganda machine…
THE WARNING Unleashes Fiery New Single ‘Kerosene’ – Because Why Not Set Everything Ablaze?
Move over, fire extinguishers — THE WARNING just released a new single called “Kerosene,” and it’s every bit as flammable…
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Remake ‘Still In Development,’ Claims Saber Chief Creative Officer — Because Who Needs Deadlines Anyway?
In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the galaxy (and by shockwaves, we mean a barely audible murmur),…
Death Cycle – Trailer Unleashed: Motorcycle Mayhem Meets Bloody Vengeance in This Revved-Up Revenge Slasher!
Hold onto your popcorn and check your life insurance policy, because DEATH CYCLE is coming to digitally haunt your screen…