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5 things to know for Feb. 18: Social media circus, Epstein’s spooky ranch, Nancy’s drama, Boat crashes, and nuclear charades
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 things to know for Feb. 18: Social media circus, Epstein’s spooky ranch, Nancy’s drama, Boat crashes, and nuclear charades

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Oh boy, what a day! Let’s dive into today’s top stories, folks! 1️⃣ Social media trialMeta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is…

‘This is not over.’ Corporate America’s Epstein drama gets juicier than a reality TV reunion | CNN Business
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

‘This is not over.’ Corporate America’s Epstein drama gets juicier than a reality TV reunion | CNN Business

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

The Deep State’s Worst Nightmare: Epstein Files Expose Swamp Creatures’ Dark Secrets It’s finally happening, folks. The swamp is being…

Microsoft throws $50 billion at AI inequality while secretly hoping robots will pay taxes and buy yachts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Microsoft throws $50 billion at AI inequality while secretly hoping robots will pay taxes and buy yachts

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Microsoft Announces $50 Billion Global AI Giveaway — or Just Another Liberal Guilt Trip? In a move that’s either shockingly…

PlayStation Plus: Now Featuring Test Drive Unlimited and 9 Other Titles That You’ll Probably Ignore While Playing Elden Ring
Oh boy, PlayStation is really throwing us a bone this month, aren't they?
Breaking, Games News

PlayStation Plus: Now Featuring Test Drive Unlimited and 9 Other Titles That You’ll Probably Ignore While Playing Elden Ring

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

PlayStation Plus decided to bless its Extra and Premium tiers with a whopping 10 new titles today, because apparently, they…

Valve Blames RAM Shortages, Fans Blame Valve’s Marketing Team For Steam Deck Stock Chaos
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Valve Blames RAM Shortages, Fans Blame Valve’s Marketing Team For Steam Deck Stock Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh no, not the Steam Deck! The beloved handheld gaming PC that lets you play Elden Ring on the toilet…

POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW
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POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh look, Poppy’s doing a tour called “Constantly Nowhere,” which is basically just her life story but with better lighting…

Mckenna Grace to Outshine Every Other Daphne in the Scooby-Doo Universe — Sorry, Not Sorry
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Mckenna Grace to Outshine Every Other Daphne in the Scooby-Doo Universe — Sorry, Not Sorry

FinnFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

After years of animated Scooby-Doo shows where the biggest mystery was whether Shaggy was high or just perpetually confused, Netflix…

LAMB OF GOD’s RANDY BLYTHE: ‘I’m In No Rush To Exit This Circus, But If I Must, I’ll Go Out Screaming’
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LAMB OF GOD’s RANDY BLYTHE: ‘I’m In No Rush To Exit This Circus, But If I Must, I’ll Go Out Screaming’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s here to lecture us about cosmic inevitabilities while we’re all just trying to survive rent…

El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM! Here’s your nightly dose of real news, served with a side of conservative truth and…

“Is Trump Finally Getting Bored of Diplomatically Pretending He Cares About Iran? The Saga Continues!”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“Is Trump Finally Getting Bored of Diplomatically Pretending He Cares About Iran? The Saga Continues!”

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

President Trump Strong-Arms Iran in High-Stakes Nuclear Showdown The world is watching as President Donald J. Trump stands firm against…

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