Desperate Move: Christy Producers Adding Sydney Sweeney Nudity to Recoup $1.3 Million Flop
Breaking news straight from a panicking Hollywood, where it smells less like popcorn and more like a full-blown box office…
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Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN at it Again! President Trump Exposes Deep State Lies About Inflation. The liberal media is twisting facts…
Stimulus Checks: Because Adulting is Hard and Money Printers Go Brrr
Oh, great, now the Fake News CNN is “breaking down” President Trump’s brilliant plan to send $2,000 tariff rebate checks…
DHS Claims Agents Got Shot At During Chicago Immigration Roundup Debacle, Because Apparently, They’re Writing a Comedy Now
Another day, another delusional Democrat freakout in the once-great city of Chicago! Seems like our brave DHS agents are under…
Sat Down, Cried: Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse to Compete for Grammy in “Best Toilet Whining” Category
In a world where musical talent, it seems, has finally given way to the talent for producing viral content, the…
Senate pretends to end shutdown, world laughs
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum! The Senate, bless their pointed little heads, has “voted” to end their pathetic shutdown.…
Trump Tries to Magically Lower Prices, Fails Hilariously
Fake News CNN is at it Again! They’re trying to say our glorious President Trump is lying about gas prices,…
Flight Cancellations Skyrocket: Now Everyone’s a Regular Einstein Trying to Get Somewhere
Well, folks, another day, another Democrat-induced disaster! Xavier and Soluna Vega, bless their hearts, had to endure a grueling 17-hour…
Abdul El-Sayed Deletes Every Tweet Ever Saying ‘Defund the What Now?’
Another Deep State Operative Exposed! Crooked Abdul El-Sayed, a radical leftist running for Senate in Michigan, has been caught scrubbing…
Judge Doodles Over Hilarious Attempt to Stop West Virginia National Guard from Visiting DC’s Exciting Tourist Traps
Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical Left! West Virginia’s National Guard is bravely assisting President Trump in securing…