“El Salvador Prison: Where Human Rights Go to Die Laughing”
‘You have arrived in hell’, say the triggered leftists! More like ‘You have arrived where you belong, commies!’ Human Rights…
Category: Breaking
Elden Ring DLC: Nightreign of the Forsaken Hollows or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Abyss
Alright, gamers, gather ’round because FromSoftware just dropped a bombshell at the PlayStation State of Play, and it’s either genius…
FAA Employees Try Not to Spill Their Pumpkin Spice Lattes as Shutdown Looms and Holiday Travel Turns into a ‘Hangry’ Games Episode
Washington D.C. – Can you believe these Deep State FAA employees? Suddenly, they can’t handle their jobs because they missed…
CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant
CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s advisors are whispering sweet nothings about how he should travel the…
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: Prepare to Have Your Eyeballs Glued to the Screen for an Eternity
Prepare yourselves for an epic cinematic experience filled with… more blue people doing stuff. 🙄 According to the esteemed AMC…
BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit
The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by the Brits, naturally), is quaking in its boots! Turns out, editing…
Leaked Emails Show Epstein and Trump Were Totally Besties (Not Really)
Oh, great, more witch-hunt garbage from the Democrat losers on the House Oversight Committee! Now they’re dragging up Epstein’s name…
Fritz and Shelton: Saving American Men’s Tennis (One Wimpy Serve at a Time)
Another day, another woke sports story! CNN is at it again, pushing their gender agenda even into TENNIS! Apparently, these…
Judge Delays Epic vs Google Settlement: Demands Less Secrecy, More Shenanigans
Okay, gamers, gather ’round because this is HUGE! 🤩 Remember that time Epic Games and Google went at it like…
Sam Rockwell’s Time-Traveling Antics in “Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die” – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Good?
Oh, look, another movie where someone claims to be from the future! 🙄 This time, some dude, probably wearing tin…