Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX
So, Chris Nolan, fresh off his *Oppenheimer* victory lap (because, let’s be real, that movie was *totally* unbiased and not…
Category: Breaking
Lost in Random: We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But Seriously, Maybe Do, It’s Kinda Weird)
Okay, so I guess someone actually remembered Lost in Random. I mean, I reviewed that thing back in 2021 and…
Robert Plant STILL Touring? (With Someone Called Saving Grace??) Gothenburg, 2025 – Get Your Hearing Aids Ready!
LED ZEPPELIN‘s former screamer, Robert Plant, and his “band,” SAVING GRACE, graced the stage of Göteborgs Konserthus in Gothenburg, Sweden,…
Scarlett Johansson and Miles Teller: Single-Handedly Rescuing Cinema (Probably Not) in ‘Paper Tiger’
OMG, Hollywood’s recycling again! 🙄 Apparently, Anne Hathaway and Jeremy Strong were too busy method-acting their grocery lists to slum…
Kirk Hammett’s Book Tour: Prepare to be Underwhelmed, Columbus
Alright, listen up, kiddos! 👴🏻 Kirk Hammett, you know, the dude who occasionally steps on his wah pedal in METALLICA…
DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER
So, apparently, Dave Ellefson, the guy who got booted from Megadeth faster than you can say “leaked nudes,” and Burton…
Oh Noes! Square Enix Accidentally Deletes a Kingdom Hearts Game (But Don’t Worry, the REAL One is Still Churning in the Development Abyss)
Oh, the humanity! 😭 Square Enix, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to DELETE 🗑️ another game…
Scott Ian’s Jackson Guitar: Now in a Color That Might Actually Hide the Dents
Oh look, another guitar! 🙄 Apparently, Jackson, bless their corporate hearts, decided that what the world REALLY needed was ANOTHER…
Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed
OMG! 😱 It’s happening! Krysten Ritter, AKA Jessica Jones, AKA the only reason anyone watched those gritty Netflix Marvel shows,…
Oh Great, More Duviri: Warframe Players Forced Back Into That Weirdo Wonderland Again, Apparently
OMG, Digital Extremes just dropped the mic…or maybe a poorly optimized update, who knows? 🤷♀️ At PAX East, they unveiled…