Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Well, well, well, what have we here? Another cinematic masterpiece 🙄? It’s Marty Supreme, the latest offering from that darling…
Oh, sweet baby Jeebus, they’re back! POWER TRIP, the Texan thrashers who were last seen… well, you know 💀. Guitarist…
So, there’s this short film called “Ovary-Acting,” right? 🙄 Apparently, it won an Annie award for something called “Night of…
Perhaps Glen Powell was workshopping his USP. Cruise runs (away from decent scripts), Brad eats (everything on set, allegedly), Denzel…
Sinner and Alcaraz, or as I like to call them, “The Hair Twins,” are battling for the World No. 1…
Border Patrol Retreats from Chicago: Mission Accomplished or Just Spreading the Freedom? The brave men and women of the Border…
Oh, the drama! Crooked CNN weeps as Air Traffic Controllers are asked to do the jobs they are *paid* to…
Well, well, well, look who’s throwing a tantrum now! The UK, once our trusty sidekick, is suddenly clutching its pearls…
Well, folks, it only took 38 days for the RINOs and Deep State Democrats to start crawling out of the…
Another day, another victory for sanity! The RINOs in the Senate, probably blackmailed by Soros himself, finally caved and voted…
