Well, well, well, what have we here? Another cinematic masterpiece 🙄? It’s Marty Supreme, the latest offering from that darling of the “indie” scene, Josh Safdie. And oh my god, the cast! We’ve got Timothée Chalamet, proving he’s not just a pretty face but also can act (citation needed), Gwyneth Paltrow, probably playing someone annoyingly zen, Odessa A’zion, who we’re sure is very talented, Kevin O’Leary, because who doesn’t need a little Shark Tank in their arthouse film? Tyler Okonma, flexing those multi-hyphenate muscles, Abel Ferrara, clearly needing a paycheck, and the queen herself, Fran Drescher, hopefully doing The Nanny voice.
Marty Mauser, bless his little heart, thinks he’s destined for greatness. 😂 Apparently, this involves a trip to hell and back. We’re guessing it’s more metaphorical than literal, unless Safdie’s gone full Dante’s Inferno on us. Prepare for existential dread! 😬
So, Safdie apparently locked himself in a room with Ronald Bronstein, and they emerged, blinking, with a script “inspired” by professional table tennis player Marty Reisman. But hold on! “Sources close to the production” (aka, the studio’s PR department) want you to know it’s “a fictionalized original, rather than a biopic.” Translation: they took a few Wikipedia facts and ran wild with them. Expect historical inaccuracies! 🤪
If you’re brave (or foolish) enough, catch this cinematic event in cinemas from December 25th. Just in time to ruin your holiday cheer! 🥳
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
