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Diablo x Berserk in 2025? ๐Ÿคฃ Oh honey, bless your heart, that’s gonna be a *hell* of a wait for some *demonic* disappointment. ๐Ÿ’€
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Diablo x Berserk in 2025? ๐Ÿคฃ Oh honey, bless your heart, that’s gonna be a *hell* of a wait for some *demonic* disappointment. ๐Ÿ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Alright gamers, buckle up, because Blizzard, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to grace us with a…

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Humble Bundle’s practically GIVING AWAY demon-slaying and Nazi-punching simulators for the price of, like, three avocado toasts! ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅ‘
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OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Humble Bundle’s practically GIVING AWAY demon-slaying and Nazi-punching simulators for the price of, like, three avocado toasts! ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅ‘

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Humble Bundle, those glorious madlads, are back at it again with a deal so epic, it’ll…

Green Day are getting a participation trophy ๐ŸŒŸ on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, proving anyone can be famous these days ๐Ÿคฃ.
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Green Day are getting a participation trophy ๐ŸŒŸ on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, proving anyone can be famous these days ๐Ÿคฃ.

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Oh, great. More proof that the apocalypse is nigh. Those pop-punk “reBeLs” Green Day are getting a star on the…

So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽค
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So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽค

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Jonathan Davis from KORN, the guy who yells about daddy issues, is gonna hunt ghosts! ๐Ÿ‘ป Is this…

Slaughter to Prevail drops “Grizzly,” probably about as ferocious as a Care Bear with a hangover ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ด.
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Slaughter to Prevail drops “Grizzly,” probably about as ferocious as a Care Bear with a hangover ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ด.

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh sweet mother of Putin, brace yourselves, comrades! ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿป Your favorite Russian deathcore export, SLAUGHTER TO PREVAIL, is dropping their…

Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo ๐Ÿ™„ โ›ท๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ’ฐ.
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Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo ๐Ÿ™„ โ›ท๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ’ฐ.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh, sweet mercy! ๐Ÿ™„ Five whole years after *Ghost of Tsushima* graced our consoles (and let’s be honest, probably gathered…

OMG ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ, are these bands still alive? ๐Ÿ’€ Riot Fest 2025! ๐Ÿคฃ
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OMG ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ, are these bands still alive? ๐Ÿ’€ Riot Fest 2025! ๐Ÿคฃ

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG, Riot Fest is turning 20! ๐ŸŽ‰ As if we needed another reason to question our life choices. They’re bribing…

Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฟโœจ
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Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฟโœจ

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You guys are NOT going to BELIEVE this! They’re milking Britney’s “Oops!… I Did It Again” for all…

VOIVOD’s making a video game? โ˜ข๏ธ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? ๐Ÿคฃ
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VOIVOD’s making a video game? โ˜ข๏ธ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? ๐Ÿคฃ

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh, NOOOO! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Voivod, those lovable weirdos from Canada, are BACK! And this time, they’re not just assaulting your eardrums…

How to Adult: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide to Pretending You Know What You’re Doing (Spoiler Alert: You Don’t) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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How to Adult: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide to Pretending You Know What You’re Doing (Spoiler Alert: You Don’t) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh, HONEY, A24 just dropped a trailer for Ari Aster’s “Eddington,” and it’s like, SO deep and meaningful. I mean,…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo ๐Ÿ™„ โ›ท๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ’ฐ.April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to authenticity.

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    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to Ryan.

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    The Met Gala theme this year: \'millionaires but make it expensive.\'

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