Nursing Home Told Man Playing Accordion For Them Is Billy Joel
Read MoreThe OnionSOUTH PLAINFIELD, NJ—Having been informed that he canceled a major stop on his big world tour just to…
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Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and…
Pete Hegseth Faces Difficult Confirmation Hearing
Read MoreThe OnionPresident-elect Donald Trump’s controversial nominee for defense secretary, Pete Hegseth, appeared for questioning on Capitol Hill in a…
Special Counsel Jack Smith Resigns
Read MoreThe OnionU.S. Special Counsel Jack Smith, who led the federal cases against Donald Trump on charges of trying to…
Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions
Read MoreThe OnionMINNEAPOLIS—After months of declining sales at the retail chain, experts confirmed Tuesday that Target was losing market share…
Trump Suggests Changing Name Of Gulf Of Mexico
Read MoreThe OnionAt least five fires across the Los Angeles area, including one in Hollywood Hills, scorched more than 45…
Tips For Supporting New Parents
Read MoreThe OnionAdjusting to life with a newborn is a formidable task. The Onion presents tips for supporting the new…
Historic Wildfires Ravage Los Angeles
Read MoreThe OnionAt least five fires across the Los Angeles area, including one in Hollywood Hills, scorched more than 45…
Distressing Survey Finds Most U.S. Citizens Unable To Name All 340 Million Americans
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Revealing a steep decline in the populace’s knowledge of its own country, a distressing survey commissioned Monday by…
Artist Profile: SZA
Read MoreThe OnionSinger-songwriter SZA has released Lana, the long-anticipated deluxe edition of her critically acclaimed 2022 album SOS. Here is…