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Category: The Onion

Meta To End Fact-Checking
The Onion

Meta To End Fact-Checking

FinnJanuary 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionMeta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced the company is abandoning the use of independent fact checkers, replacing them with…

The Onion

Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu

FinnJanuary 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Admitting that he regretted his actions given the devastation wrought by wildfires through much of the Los…

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Justin Trudeau

January 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionAfter nearly a decade as prime minister, Justin Trudeau announced his resignation this week. The Onion sat down…

The Onion

This Majestic Photo: Was It Worth The 6-Car Pileup We Caused To Get It?

January 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post This Majestic Photo: Was It Worth The 6-Car Pileup We Caused To Get It? appeared first…

The Onion

U.S. Healthcare System By The Numbers

January 8, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCompared to similar high-income nations, Americans spend twice as much on healthcare, yet have lower life expectancies and…

Justin Trudeau Resigns
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Justin Trudeau Resigns

January 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCanadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau resigned as polls indicated that his Liberal Party was set to be trounced…

The Onion

Japanese Fishermen Catch 600-Pound Can Of Tuna

January 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionTOKYO—Working for nearly eight hours to bring the record-setting catch aboard, a group of Japanese fishermen reportedly reeled…

The Onion

Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside

January 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionKOHLER, WI—To address a situation the plumbing-fixture company described as embarrassing for everyone involved, Kohler issued a recall…

The Onion

Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year

January 6, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Emphasizing that Americans need to get their travel documents updated because the agency wasn’t messing around anymore, the…

The Onion

LeBron Pressures Bronny To Have Grandchildren Before He’s Too Old To Play With Them In NBA

January 6, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Reminding his son that he won’t be on the roster forever, Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James…

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