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Day: July 13, 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT claims vandalism caused Reflecting Pool damage
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT claims vandalism caused Reflecting Pool damage

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

In a shocking revelation, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has declared that the Reflecting Pool in Washington…

RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint
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RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

It’s time to get this pixel party started, and what better way to do it than with a healthy dose…

Alex Skolnick Thinks Angus Young Is Good Or Something
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Alex Skolnick Thinks Angus Young Is Good Or Something

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Alex Skolnick, the…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT fixes Reflecting Pool after vandals cause 300 yard slashes
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT fixes Reflecting Pool after vandals cause 300 yard slashes

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

Floor Jansen Ditches Symphonic Stuff For Actual Metal Because You Begged Her To
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Floor Jansen Ditches Symphonic Stuff For Actual Metal Because You Begged Her To

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just dropped a new solo…

Because The Original Wasnt Traumatizing Enough For Modern Audiences
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Because The Original Wasnt Traumatizing Enough For Modern Audiences

FinnJuly 13, 2026

Paramount has secured the rights to the original screenplay of A Nightmare on Elm Street, the classic ’80s slasher film…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Lindsey Graham remains defiant unwavering senator and soldier statesman
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Lindsey Graham remains defiant unwavering senator and soldier statesman

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…

Mike Browning of Morbid Angel and Nocturnus passes away at 62
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Mike Browning of Morbid Angel and Nocturnus passes away at 62

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Mike Browning, a founding member of the pioneering death metal bands Morbid Angel and Nocturnus, has died at age 62.…

JAY-Z Returns to Yankee Stadium in Triumphant Homecoming Show
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JAY-Z Returns to Yankee Stadium in Triumphant Homecoming Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

JAY-Z’s final show of his historic three-night run at Yankee Stadium on Sunday, July 13th, was marked by a security…

BTS Sells Out MetLife Stadium Shows in New York
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BTS Sells Out MetLife Stadium Shows in New York

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

BTS is playing two nights at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey — August 1st and 2nd, 2026 —…

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