ATHENS, GA—Noting that the dead body was “far more handsome” than her deceased brother, local woman Danielle Lundy confirmed the casket she purchased this week still had a stock corpse inside. “I get that they want to sell caskets, but it feels kind of dishonest to put these perfect dead bodies with their ideal facial features in there,” Lundy said of the younger, physically fit corpse, which had a better haircut than her departed sibling. “It’s a nice place holder, I suppose, even though John was never this well groomed when alive. I’ll admit this stock corpse is easing me into the grieving process.” At press time, Lundy decided that she preferred the stock corpse and left it in the casket for the funeral.
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ATHENS, GA—Noting that the dead body was “far more handsome” than her deceased brother, local woman Danielle Lundy confirmed the casket she purchased this week still had a stock corpse inside. “I get that they want to sell caskets, but it feels kind of dishonest to put these perfect dead bodies with their ideal facial
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
