Category: The Onion

       NEW YORK—In a chaotic scene that sent rising stars, supermodels, and A-list actors scattering, the Met Gala ended abruptly…

       DANIA BEACH, FL—Reversing its company-wide shutdown after the sudden influx of capital, Spirit Airlines resumed business Monday after its…

       WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Emerging from the procedure after hours of touch-and-go treatment, doctors attending to Rudy Giuliani said Monday…

       The city of Westminster, CA redesignated a street from “All American Way” to “Charlie Kirk Way,” with the mayor…

       WASHINGTON—In what political analysts have called a “major escalation” in the commander-in-chief’s antagonism toward the cultural icon, President Donald…

       MURCIA, SPAIN—Sending shock waves through the tennis world, world No. 2 Carlos Alcaraz officially withdrew from the French Open…

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       A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance…

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       The Justice Department indicted former FBI director James Comey a second time for posting a photo of seashells arranged…