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Category: The Onion

Japanese Diplomat Worried He Embarrassed Himself In Front Of Kid Rock
The Onion

Japanese Diplomat Worried He Embarrassed Himself In Front Of Kid Rock

FinnApril 30, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Mortified at the effect his blundering might have on delicate relations between the two countries, Japanese diplomat Ryuto Tanaka…

Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence
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Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence

FinnApril 30, 2026

       The post Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence appeared first…

Trump Endorses Changing ICE’s Name To NICE
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Trump Endorses Changing ICE’s Name To NICE

FinnApril 30, 2026

       President Trump endorsed the idea of changing Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s name to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, giving…

Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today
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Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today

FinnApril 30, 2026

       AKRON, OH—Saying the expectations he had set for himself were completely unrealistic, friends of local man James Chao expressed…

Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird
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Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird

FinnApril 29, 2026

       PHILADELPHIA—Expressing confusion over whether they were witnessing a sanctioned in-game antic or the feral behavior of a mascot gone…

Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew
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Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew

FinnApril 29, 2026

       The post Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew appeared first on The Onion.    The post Depraved Inbred…

King Charles Visits U.S. For State Dinner
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King Charles Visits U.S. For State Dinner

FinnApril 29, 2026

       King Charles III and his wife Queen Camilla arrived in the U.S. to attend a state dinner at the…

Scientist Accused Of Poisoning Colleague Who Got Promotion
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Scientist Accused Of Poisoning Colleague Who Got Promotion

FinnApril 29, 2026

       A University of Wisconsin lab employee admitted to poisoning a coworker’s water bottle with chloroform after the coworker received…

Trump Boys Break Another Blender Attempting To Make Oil Out Of Charcoal
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Trump Boys Break Another Blender Attempting To Make Oil Out Of Charcoal

FinnApril 29, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to reduce gas prices while “President Dad” worked to reopen “the Street of Hummus [sic],” Eric…

Farmer Buys Guardian Dog To Protect Livestock From RFK Jr.
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Farmer Buys Guardian Dog To Protect Livestock From RFK Jr.

FinnApril 28, 2026

       ROLAND, AR—Expressing frustration that the rabid Cabinet member had completely decimated the cattle inventory, local farmer Lindon Trelby told…

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