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Category: The Onion

Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter
The Onion

Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       The post Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter appeared first on The Onion.    The…

Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason
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Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       The post Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Marred By Catcalling Italian Men On Sidelines
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Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Marred By Catcalling Italian Men On Sidelines

FinnFebruary 7, 2026

       VAL DI FIEMME, ITALY—Calling it a “relentless barrage of unwelcome yelling” that distracted from the competition, officials confirmed Saturday that…

Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
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Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over…

TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill
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TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Touting it as the fastest and most convenient way for people from foreign countries to be a part of…

Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist
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Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       The post Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump Defends Racist Video…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       Reggaeton and Latin trap artist Bad Bunny is this year’s Super Bowl halftime show performer. The Onion sat down…

‘Washington Post’ Lays Off One Third Of Newsroom
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‘Washington Post’ Lays Off One Third Of Newsroom

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

       The Washington Post announced sweeping layoffs amid declining revenue and backlash against the way owner Jeff Bezos has managed…

Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert
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Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Pledging to provide her with spectacles, a curled-up tie, and whatever else she needed to do a great job,…

Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading
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Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Saying the millions of documents had restored a pleasure they lost long ago, Americans nationwide said Thursday that the…

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