People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is urging the White House to ditch traditional Easter eggs in favor of decorated potatoes at its annual egg-rolling event, arguing it would benefit both chickens and constituents’ wallets. What do you think?
“How is it more humane to force hens to give up their potatoes?”
Humberto Lopez, Baton Assembler
“And did the potatoes consent to this?”
Tyler Batic, Lectern Installer
“I’ll waste food the traditional way, thank you.”
Cornelia Goldsmith, Sugar Whitener
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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is urging the White House to ditch traditional Easter eggs in favor of decorated potatoes at its annual egg-rolling event, arguing it would benefit both chickens and constituents’ wallets. What do you think?
The post PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll appeared first on The Onion. Read More
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