Category: The Onion

       So-called “pink cocaine,” a hazardous polydrug that can contain ketamine, ecstasy, meth, and sometimes fentanyl, is increasingly being found…

       Medical drama The Pitt, which won five Emmys and two Golden Globes in its first season, is back for…

       Scott Adams, the creator of the popular comic strip Dilbert has died at 68, having drawn criticism after veering…

       NEW YORK—Lauding the commander-in-chief’s response to being heckled at a Ford plant as a stunning physical feat, pundits from…

       STARBASE, TX—Claiming that his relationship with the nation’s adults had been ‘irreparably’ damaged by their recent comments in support of…

       Gregory Bovino is “commander at large” of the U.S. Border Patrol’s mass deportation efforts. The Onion takes a look…

       WASHINGTON—In an abrupt termination that surprised many White House observers and raised questions about the fate of her remaining…

       Reality television personality Spencer Pratt announced a longshot bid for Los Angeles mayor, with The Hills star vowing to…

       THE HEAVENS—Praising the man-made food item as “on par with the real thing,” God Almighty, Our Lord and Heavenly…

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