President Trump endorsed the idea of changing Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s name to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, giving it the acronym NICE. What do you think?
“An involuntary stay at the NICE black site doesn’t sound too bad.”
Joey Shaw, Stage Renter
“Sometimes all your paramilitary needs is a good rebrand.”
Zoe Pearson, Deodorant Wholesaler
“I’m still just gonna call it HBO.”
Clark Roy, Entropy Specialist
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President Trump endorsed the idea of changing Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s name to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, giving it the acronym NICE. What do you think?
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