Category: The Onion

       AUSTIN, TX—Reporting that he plans to shower at the gym due to the bathtub being left “absolutely disgusting,” local…

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       People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is urging the White House to ditch traditional Easter eggs in favor…

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       BURBANK, CA—Citing nearly a billion dollars of pent-up consumer demand for entertainment featuring an infant version of an already…

       A family looking for seashells in California discovered the partial remains of what has now been identified as a…

       Last week, Disney+ reunited the stars of Hannah Montana for the first time since the series premiered two decades…

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       LONDON—Pinching the bridge of his nose and releasing a long weary sigh after he opened a letter summoning him…

       JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Dazed and battered as it dragged itself to safety, the liver belonging to Tiger Woods was photographed…