Mystery Men Emerge From NYC Manholes
At least three incidents of mysterious men climbing up from manholes in Brooklyn and Queens have been reported in…
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Zeus Lands Cameo Role As Trojan Soldier In ‘The Odyssey’
LOS ANGELES—Sending fans of Greek mythology into a frenzy on social media, The Odyssey director Christopher Nolan confirmed Friday that god…
What Are We Donating To Goodwill?
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Slipknot Orders Trump To Stop Using Their Masks During Rallies
DES MOINES, IA—Joining a long line of musicians who have threatened legal action against the commander-in-chief, nu-metal band Slipknot…
Phoebe Bridgers Concertgoer Dips Into Bathroom To Snort Line Of Zoloft
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Trump Orders Advanced Federal Review Of Frontier AI Models
President Donald Trump signed an executive order for AI companies to provide the federal government early access to their…
Department Of Labor Cracks Down On People Getting Paid For Work
WASHINGTON—Adopting a tougher stance against the increasingly widespread form of workplace corruption, U.S. Department of Labor officials announced plans…
Trump Diverts All Science Funding Into Locating The Smurfs
WASHINGTON—Instituting a massive overhaul to the federal government’s scientific grant system in order to find the mythical cartoon characters,…
What To Know About ‘Backrooms’
In a record-breaking opening weekend for A24, horror movie Backrooms brought in $81 million at the domestic box office.…
Tom Holland Wakes Up From Terrible Nightmare Where Jenners Almost Got Him
LONDON—Bolting upright in bed in a cold sweat, actor Tom Holland reportedly woke up from a terrible nightmare Thursday…