Category: The Onion

       The post I’ve Got A Bad Feline About This appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…

       After two delays, the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI will be released this November. Here is everything we…

       Here are the steps the NFL follows to evaluate head injuries. Step 1: Player receives devastating helmet-to-helmet hit that…

       The post Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde appeared first on The Onion.     Read More…

       PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to…

       More than 8,000 people in Michigan received IDs with a photo of a random smiling man printed on them,…

       Judge Judith Sheindlin, better known as Judge Judy, announced that she will step down from the bench after 30…

       The post Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…

       As a proud, hardworking American, I demand a certain amount of respect. I had hoped to spend part of…

       RICHMOND, VA—Feeling the half-chewed contents of their stomachs roil as they retched into their napkins, guests at a local…