Category: The Onion

       MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for…

       EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Shelving the game indefinitely after major spoilers about the plot leaked online, fed-up developers at Rockstar Games announced…

       The U.S. national debt surpassed $40 trillion for the first time ever, with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent claiming the…

       White House aide Natalie Harp is drawing scrutiny from many political observers. The Onion shares everything you need to…

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       Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle are set to return to the U.K. six years after stepping back…

       MENLO PARK, CA—Touting the new software update as a staggering innovation no other wearable technology could offer, CEO Mark…

       DOYLESTOWN, PA—Expressing frustration over their friend’s increasingly disinterested behavior in recent years, participants in a local fantasy football league…

       PHILADELPHIA—Suggesting that the nation was increasingly prioritizing speed and efficiency in speaking, a report released Tuesday by researchers at…

       WASHINGTON—Swarming the nation’s airports as they rushed to board any available transatlantic flight, the U.S. populace decided Monday that if…