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Category: The Onion

High Noon Recalls Vodka Seltzers Mislabeled As Celsius
The Onion

High Noon Recalls Vodka Seltzers Mislabeled As Celsius

FinnAugust 1, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCertain 12-packs of Celsius energy drinks have been recalled after a packaging error led them to contain High…

The Onion

Everything We Know About ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ So Far

FinnAugust 1, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionPhotos of Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep on the set of The Devil Wears Prada 2 have been…

Study Finds Federal Food Assistance Slows Cognitive Decline
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Study Finds Federal Food Assistance Slows Cognitive Decline

FinnJuly 31, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA National Institutes of Health-funded study found that older adults who participated in SNAP showed a slower rate…

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Oreo And Reese’s Team Up To Sicken Dogs

FinnJuly 31, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionEAST HANOVER, NJ—Unveiling a much-anticipated collaboration they said fans have long been waiting for, the makers of Oreo…

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How Aid Is Distributed In Gaza

FinnJuly 31, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe U.N., Doctors Without Borders, and other humanitarian groups are sounding the alarm on mass starvation throughout Gaza.…

Eternal Wrestle
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Eternal Wrestle

FinnJuly 31, 2025July 31, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Eternal Wrestle appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of…

What to Know Before Going to Lollapalooza
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What to Know Before Going to Lollapalooza

FinnJuly 31, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post What to Know Before Going to Lollapalooza appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…

Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!
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Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!

FinnJuly 31, 2025July 31, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie! appeared first on The Onion.  …

Study Finds It Possible To Die From Broken Heart 
The Onion

Study Finds It Possible To Die From Broken Heart 

FinnJuly 30, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA study published in Frontiers In Public Health found that it’s actually possible to die of a broken…

‘Quishing’ QR Code Scams Dupe Millions
The Onion

‘Quishing’ QR Code Scams Dupe Millions

FinnJuly 29, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionQR‑code phishing or “quishing” scams are on the rise, with malicious codes intended to trick users into divulging…

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