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Category: The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny
The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       Reggaeton and Latin trap artist Bad Bunny is this year’s Super Bowl halftime show performer. The Onion sat down…

‘Washington Post’ Lays Off One Third Of Newsroom
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‘Washington Post’ Lays Off One Third Of Newsroom

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

       The Washington Post announced sweeping layoffs amid declining revenue and backlash against the way owner Jeff Bezos has managed…

Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert
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Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Pledging to provide her with spectacles, a curled-up tie, and whatever else she needed to do a great job,…

Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading
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Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Saying the millions of documents had restored a pleasure they lost long ago, Americans nationwide said Thursday that the…

New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots
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New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

       Moltbook, a Reddit-style social network where AI agents communicate exclusively amongst themselves without the need for humans, has taken…

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
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AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

       PALO ALTO, CA—Hailing the new product as a “game changer” in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley…

China Criticizes Decision To Award Grammy To Dalai Lama
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China Criticizes Decision To Award Grammy To Dalai Lama

FinnFebruary 4, 2026

       The Chinese government blasted the Recording Academy’s decision to award the Dalai Lama his first Grammy, claiming the music…

Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
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Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult

FinnFebruary 4, 2026

       The post Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump Scolds Female…

‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck

FinnFebruary 4, 2026

       JACKSONVILLE, FL—Sighing in frustration as she turned another page devoid of sexual content, Lord Of The Rings reader Adrienne Heeren told…

U-Haul Unveils Live-In Trucks To Sleep In While You Sort Some Shit Out
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U-Haul Unveils Live-In Trucks To Sleep In While You Sort Some Shit Out

FinnFebruary 4, 2026

       PHOENIX—In an effort to attract clientele who need to rent vehicles for their belongings without having a final destination…

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