Category: The Onion

       DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan…

       A record 40% of American women aged 15–44 say they would like to move abroad permanently, more than twice…

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald…

       BATH, ENGLAND—Saying the discovery shed new light on the infamous German dictator’s life, University of Bath researchers revealed DNA…

       Australian researchers identified a new species of native bee with tiny horn-like projections on the female’s face, prompting comparisons…

       The post Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple appeared first on The Onion.    The…

       SEATTLE—In an effort that was intended to be subtle but was clearly targeted, local cat Arlo reportedly followed pet…

       Churches are deploying AI-powered chatbots that let users “text with Jesus,” tailor spiritual guidance, and engage with faith-based characters.…

       Sydney Sweeney, star of the new boxing film Christy, is once again at the center of controversy after the…

       WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey…