Category: The Onion

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Eternal Wrestle appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of…

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    Read MoreThe OnionA study published in Frontiers In Public Health found that it’s actually possible to die of a broken…

    Read MoreThe OnionQR‑code phishing or “quishing” scams are on the rise, with malicious codes intended to trick users into divulging…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Expressing frustration with his inability to duplicate the president’s bulbousness caused by trapped fluid, body double John Schade…

    Read MoreThe OnionCLEARWATER, FL—After undergoing a medical emergency and dying last week at the age of 71, Hulk Hogan’s spasming…

    Read MoreThe OnionEDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Shortening the 50-day deadline he had previously given Vladimir Putin to put a stop to the war-torn…