Fact-Checking The Trump Administration On Venezuela
President Donald Trump has made a number of claims about the future of Venezuela since U.S. special forces raided…
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Kristi Noem Calls Fatal Minneapolis Shooting Cathartic
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RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow
WASHINGTON—Claiming that most people only get a fraction of the benefits the “nutritional gold mine” has to offer, Health…
CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule
The Trump administration sharply cut the U.S. childhood vaccine schedule from 17 to 11 recommended shots, with health experts…
Area Man Knows When He Not Welcome In Children’s Museum
INDIANAPOLIS—Dusting off the kinetic sand from his hands as he walked with his head held high toward the exit,…
Trump Spotted Wearing Paper Sign Reading ‘The President’
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Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
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Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence
WASHINGTON—As he wandered aimlessly through the halls of the U.S. Capitol building, lost Jan. 6 rioter Alex Morris told…
Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard
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NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks
WASHINGTON—Lauding the breakthrough as a pivotal moment in the search for stones beyond the solar system, researchers at NASA…