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Category: The Onion

All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered
The Onion

All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered

FinnFebruary 9, 2026

       With the popularity of streaming megahit KPop Demon Hunters, the formation of “global girl group” Katseye, and the reunion…

Alan Andrews
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Alan Andrews

FinnFebruary 9, 2026

       The family of Alan Andrews, 52, welcomes any suggestions for alternate phrasings of “suicide by cop.” The post Alan…

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
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Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       The post Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle appeared first on The Onion.    The post Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing…

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican…

Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter
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Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       The post Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter appeared first on The Onion.    The…

Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason
The Onion

Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       The post Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Marred By Catcalling Italian Men On Sidelines
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Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Marred By Catcalling Italian Men On Sidelines

FinnFebruary 7, 2026

       VAL DI FIEMME, ITALY—Calling it a “relentless barrage of unwelcome yelling” that distracted from the competition, officials confirmed Saturday that…

Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
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Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over…

TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill
The Onion

TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Touting it as the fastest and most convenient way for people from foreign countries to be a part of…

Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist
The Onion

Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       The post Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump Defends Racist Video…

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