Category: The Onion

       MARBLEHEAD, MA—Her body seizing with energy after hearing the request from her youngest son to pass the asparagus, local…

       The Golden Globe Awards announced the addition of a new best podcast category, with the inaugural nominees avoiding podcasts…

       LOS ANGELES—In a groundbreaking finding that reveals a major shift in media consumption habits, a new study published Wednesday…

       Police in New Zealand recovered a rare $19,000 Fabergé egg pendant swallowed by an alleged thief, with the pendant…

       CINCINNATI—Saying the man’s reputation was unlikely ever to recover from the embarrassment, sources confirmed Tuesday that local accountant Josh…

       BOERNE, TX—Providing an underwhelming new dining option for those returning to visit family in the area, people who grew…

       Several European broadcasters including Ireland, Spain, and the Netherlands announced a boycott of the 2026 Eurovision Song Contest after…

       President Trump continues to make misleading statements about affordability despite the Consumer Price Index indicating an increase in costs…

       THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she…

       LOS ANGELES—In a shockingly personal attack on the actor’s arches, filmmaker Quentin Tarantino made comments Friday slamming Paul Dano…