Category: The Onion

       Ryan Coogler’s Southern Gothic vampire period piece Sinners received 16 Academy Award nominations, surpassing the previous record of 14…

       BURBANK, CA—Encouraging the child to explore the conglomerate’s vast catalog of characters and copyrights, Disney executive John Ervin reminded…

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       PARIS—Clutching their chests in wonder at the newly unveiled work by an anonymous street artist, all 68 million members…

       Second Lady Usha Vance announced she and Vice President JD Vance are expecting their fourth child amid public speculation…

       WASHINGTON—Warning that any attempt to spend time inside a personal residence constituted hostile interference with federal operations, Immigration and…

       WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly…

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       MILFORD, MA—Wincing at the blast of guttural sobs erupting from the speaker as she picked up, local woman Anna…

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