Category: The Onion

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In a move that ignited numerous media firestorms expected to last for several news cycles, the GOP provided…

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    Read MoreThe OnionA man was arrested in Atlanta for allegedly stealing hard drives containing Beyoncé’s unreleased music and other tour-materials,…

    Read MoreThe OnionBenjamin Yates passed away tragically at age 53, leaving a gaping hole in his local community and torso.…

    Read MoreThe OnionFox News host Brian Kilmeade apologized for saying that mentally ill homeless people should be subject to “involuntary…

    Read MoreThe OnionSAN FRANCISCO—In response to ongoing concerns regarding the safety of its female passengers, rideshare giant Uber reportedly introduced…

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    Read MoreThe OnionCAMBRIDGE, MA—Describing the practice as “vital to player development,” researchers at Harvard University published a study Monday that…

    Read MoreThe OnionARLINGTON, TX—Panicking at the realization that their personal reputations had been directly tied to the team’s dismal performance…

    Read MoreThe OnionElon Musk was temporarily overtaken as the world’s richest person by Oracle cofounder Larry Ellison after the company’s…