Category: The Onion

       Climber Alex Honnold successfully scaled the Taipei 101 skyscraper, the 11th tallest in the world, without a harness, ropes,…

       TACOMA, WA—Urging her kids to cut their dad some slack amid the added stressors of his work life, area…

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       HOBOKEN, NJ—In a major shift from the company’s decades-long focus on inner beauty, personal care product brand Dove finally…

       Services for Peter Barnell, 72, will be held Friday. The family asks that each attendee take home a portion…

       Previously quarantined cans of yellowfin tuna that were recalled due to a defective pull tab which could introduce botulism,…

       WASHINGTON—Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called on Minneapolis residents…

       THE HEAVENS—Warning His subjects that they should not mess with His carefully laid plans by playing hero, God, Our…

       BUFFALO, NY—Giving thanks for the hospitality shown to him and his family throughout his tenure with the team, recently…

       President Donald Trump signed the charter for his “Board of Peace” Thursday, establishing himself as presiding chairman of a…