Police in New Zealand recovered a rare $19,000 Fabergé egg pendant swallowed by an alleged thief, with the pendant exiting his body naturally after six days of around-the-clock monitoring. What do you think?
“Maybe his body produced it naturally.”
Summer Aronson, Unemployed
“I thought anything you could swallow was free.”
Ken Bickel, Photograph Blurrer
“Shake him around and see what else falls out.”
Alan Osorio, Tea Pourer
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Police in New Zealand recovered a rare $19,000 Fabergé egg pendant swallowed by an alleged thief, with the pendant exiting his body naturally after six days of around-the-clock monitoring. What do you think?
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