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    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In a controversial move that has outraged those critical of President Trump’s agenda, Elon Musk announced Friday that…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Seeking to reassure the public after his latest tariffs sent both U.S. and international markets into free fall,…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Giving Democrats a sense of hope for the first time in months, Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) reportedly set…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald…

    Read MoreThe OnionRAFAH, GAZA—Responding to reports that 15 rescue workers in Gaza were killed execution style and buried in a…

    Read MoreThe OnionAfter performing as a musical guest on the show to promote his upcoming album, Morgan Wallen made headlines…

    Read MoreThe OnionSAN DIEGO—With the spellbound audience in the Marine Trash Experience amphitheater shouting and squealing with excitement, SeaWorld visitors…

    Read MoreThe OnionSPRINGFIELD, VA—In a decision meant to crack down on the allegedly dangerous substance and the “total fucking bitch”…

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