Category: The Onion

       A 59,000-year-old neanderthal tooth unearthed from a cave in modern-day Russia revealed the earliest known evidence of dentistry, with…

       The Trump administration has targeted NPR, PBS, and their affiliates. The Onion shares tips for supporting public media.  Contact…

       President Trump, when asked whether the economic hardships felt by Americans would motivate him to reach a deal with…

       The post Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl appeared first on The Onion.    The…

       Off Campus, a TV adaptation of the bestselling hockey romance book series, is now streaming. The Onion shares everything…

       FORT WAYNE, IN—Upon realizing his most meaningful social interactions now took place among people he had never actually encountered…

       NEW YORK—In an effort to focus on the incredible array of bathing suits featured in its pages, Sports Illustrated…

       LANGLEY, VA—In the wake of an operation condemned by critics as a reckless provocation that fails to heed the…

       BOSTON—In an effort to entice Giannis Antetokounmpo to join the franchise, the Boston Celtics announced Tuesday that guard Payton…

       LOS ANGELES—Admitting that it had cast a long shadow over his otherwise successful time in America, despondent Dodgers superstar…