Category: The Onion

       WASHINGTON—Dismissing news of the 70-story skyscraper as a “hit job” manufactured by the mainstream media, President Donald Trump downplayed…

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       WASHINGTON—Blasting the 2-year-old’s incessant lying to the American people, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Thursday slammed her…

       Surveillance company Flock’s automatic license plate readers, which are used by over 5,000 law enforcement agencies across 49 states,…

       PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his…

       The discarded upper stage of a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket crashed into the moon after drifting off course over…

       LOS ANGELES—Clarifying that he was simply curious whether there was a comparable version of himself overseas, Los Angeles Dodgers…

       BLOOMFIELD, CA—Saying he would need to lean on family and friends for support as he began his journey to…

       LOS ANGELES—In an apology to the artistic community, director Eli Roth admitted Monday that most of horror film Ice…

       The FBI has found at least a dozen instances of Iranian hackers targeting municipal water systems, including the networks…