Category: The Onion

       The post Groom’s Wedding Vows Just Pledge Of Allegiance appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…

       MIAMI—Calling the promotion an exciting and cost-effective opportunity to honor one of the team’s star players, the Miami Marlins…

       The number of American men receiving low-energy sound waves to treat their erectile dysfunction is on the rise despite…

       WASHINGTON—Setting off a fresh wave of scrutiny over the commander-in-chief’s physical condition, speculations regarding President Donald Trump’s health swirled…

       ATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for…

       EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Sending the publisher scrambling to protect trade secrets related to the hotly anticipated project, leaks from Rockstar Games…

       Influencer Alix Earle is the star of Netflix’s newest reality show, Earle Meets World. The Onion shares everything you…

       Legacy mapping tool MapQuest shot up to become the top navigation app in Apple’s app store after refusing to…

       The post Gloria Steinem, Researcher Who Discovered Existence Of Women, Dead At 92 appeared first on The Onion.     Read…

       MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Touting the new feature as yet another innovation to help every traveler get where they’re going, Google…