Many online criticized NASA’s decision to select only male astronauts for its upcoming Artemis III mission, with Administrator Jared Isaacman claiming that the agency “assigns the crew that gives the mission the best chance of meeting its objectives.” What do you think?
“Maybe the women know something about this mission we don’t.”
Roman Grainger, Systems Analyst
“Don’t be surprised if none of them take any pictures the whole trip.”
Angie Zarb, Shredder Tester
“If there’s an emergency in space, you need all the erections you can get.”
Julian Clarke, Lumber Bundler
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Many online criticized NASA’s decision to select only male astronauts for its upcoming Artemis III mission, with Administrator Jared Isaacman claiming that the agency “assigns the crew that gives the mission the best chance of meeting its objectives.” What do you think?
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