Artist Profile: Olivia Rodrigo

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Singer-songwriter Olivia Rodrigo has released her highly anticipated third studio album, You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love. Here’s everything you need to know about the artist.

Age: 24-year-old Gen Xer

Hobbies: Music

Signature Look: Scrutinized

Fans Call Themselves: Pitchfork staff writers

Unreleased Songs Comparing Herself To Sham, The Star Thoroughbred Who Might’ve Won The Triple Crown If He Hadn’t Been Matched Up Against Secretariat, The Greatest Racehorse To Ever Live: 48

Relationship Dynamic With Taylor Swift: Tense Wife Swap scene

Controversies: Girl

Disney Activation Code: Giraffe, banana, Alaska, echo

Personal Motto: “You never know what legal music copyright battles someone is going through.”

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