‘Lucifer Bee’ With Devil-Like Horns Discovered In Australia
Australian researchers identified a new species of native bee with tiny horn-like projections on the female’s face, prompting comparisons…
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Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple
The post Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple appeared first on The Onion. The…
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee
SEATTLE—In an effort that was intended to be subtle but was clearly targeted, local cat Arlo reportedly followed pet…
New AI Chatbots Let Users Text With Jesus
Churches are deploying AI-powered chatbots that let users “text with Jesus,” tailor spiritual guidance, and engage with faith-based characters.…
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney
Sydney Sweeney, star of the new boxing film Christy, is once again at the center of controversy after the…
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey…
Scientists Confirm Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible On Google Images Tonight
BOULDER, CO—Stressing that it represented an ideal opportunity to see one of nature’s greatest wonders, scientists at the NOAA…
Farmers’ Almanac Ceases Publication
The 208-year-old publication Farmers’ Almanac, not to be confused with the more famous Old Farmers’ Almanac, will cease publication…
Sarah Carney
Sarah Carney, 64, died peacefully last weekend. In lieu of flowers, the family asks if you would mind picking…
Japan Deploys Troops To Combat Deadly Bear Attacks
Japan deployed troops into its northern rural regions to combat a surge in bear attacks that has already killed…