Category: The Onion

    Read MoreThe OnionFollowing reports the company let the Israeli military use its cloud servers to carry out mass surveillance of…

    Read MoreThe OnionIn Denmark’s Bay of Aarhus, archaeologists have discovered an 8,500-year-old Stone Age settlement that has been preserved like…

    Read MoreThe OnionSPARTANBURG, SC—Introducing a new promotion that will be available to both adults and children at its restaurants nationwide,…

    Read MoreThe OnionThe Florida Department of Transportation has ordered Miami Beach and at least eight other cities to remove rainbow-colored…

    Read MoreThe OnionAfter a California resident tested positive for bubonic plague, likely contracted from a flea bite while camping, local…

    Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump recently reiterated claims that the U.S. electoral system remains highly susceptible to voter fraud. The…

    Read MoreThe OnionAs millions of students across the U.S. return to the classes, schools and universities are struggling to establish…

    Read MoreThe OnionAlien: Earth, the latest entry in the Alien franchise, is now streaming. The Onion shares everything you need…

    Read MoreThe OnionThe White House ordered a sweeping review of Smithsonian museum exhibits to ensure alignment with President Trump’s vision…

    Read MoreThe OnionSAN FRANCISCO—Thumbing back the pistol’s hammer as his dreams for the future were dashed before his eyes, OpenAI…