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ACID REIGN Unleashes New Album, ‘Daze Of The Week’, Because Apparently We Need More Chaos in May
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ACID REIGN Unleashes New Album, ‘Daze Of The Week’, Because Apparently We Need More Chaos in May

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

ACID REIGN Returns to Melt Faces with “Daze Of The Week” – Because Apparently 2019 Wasn’t Confusing Enough U.K. thrash…

The Definitive (And Only) Ranking of Sam Raimi’s Most Bonkers Creations Because Your Opinion is Wrong Forever
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The Definitive (And Only) Ranking of Sam Raimi’s Most Bonkers Creations Because Your Opinion is Wrong Forever

FinnJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Sam Raimi directs movies with the urgency of a sloth meditating 🐒. In the past 15 years, he’s blessed us…

Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct: Yoshi is Here to Eat Your Wallet and Stomp Your Nostalgia
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Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct: Yoshi is Here to Eat Your Wallet and Stomp Your Nostalgia

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

🚨 ** BREAKING NEWS ** 🚨 The Mushroom Kingdom’s favorite plumbing duo have officially traded their overalls for diapers in…

OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🀘 If you’re looking for…

City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government
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City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

🚨BREAKING: The City of La Vergne, Tennessee has officially declared January 17, 2026, as “Megadeth Day,” because nothing screams “thrash…

Fact Check: The Facts That Hurt Trump’s Feelings in His Extraordinary Norwegian Spam Message
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Fact Check: The Facts That Hurt Trump’s Feelings in His Extraordinary Norwegian Spam Message

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Breaking: President Trump Dismantles Danish Hoax, Exposes Deep State Cover-Up on Greenland! Patriots, rejoice! President Donald J. Trump, currently serving…

HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep
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HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

HELIX’s Brian Vollmer, 70-something and still belting like a banshee who just found out her favorite coffee shop switched to…

5 Sequels That Completely Abandoned the Original Film’s Genre Like a Coward
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5 Sequels That Completely Abandoned the Original Film’s Genre Like a Coward

FinnJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood Discovers Sequels Are Basically Just the Same Movie, But With More Explosions (And Less Logic) 🚨 Ah,…

β€œOne Last Time,” The Stranger Things Finale Trailer Suggests We Might Finally Get Some Answers (Or Just More Questions)
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β€œOne Last Time,” The Stranger Things Finale Trailer Suggests We Might Finally Get Some Answers (Or Just More Questions)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Netflix Just Dropped a Trailer That Proves We’re All Gonna Cry on New Year’s Eve 🚨 πŸŽ‰πŸ˜­πŸΏ…

Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral
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Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

When Alice Cooper Met the Symphony Orchestra, and the Classical World Never Saw It Coming 😱🎻 In a turn of…

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