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In a shocking turn of events, Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci revealed that the band’s current tour has been a…
It’s not every day that a band finds a new drummer, but when they do, it’s a momentous occasion that…
Brooklyn’s LIFELINE OF AGONY (formerly known as LIFE OF AGONY) has once again proven they can turn any classic into…
Oh look, it’s been so long since Jason Voorhees graced our screens that the last Friday the 13th reboot is…
Attention, all you underground metal geeks and tape-trading nerds — gather ’round for the literary event of the century (or…
Oh look, it’s that time of year again when Los Angeles briefly stops pretending to care about new music and…
ACID REIGN Returns to Melt Faces with “Daze Of The Week” – Because Apparently 2019 Wasn’t Confusing Enough U.K. thrash…
Sam Raimi directs movies with the urgency of a sloth meditating 🐢. In the past 15 years, he’s blessed us…
🚨 ** BREAKING NEWS ** 🚨 The Mushroom Kingdom’s favorite plumbing duo have officially traded their overalls for diapers in…
OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🤘 If you’re looking for…
