MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment
Oh my god, can you even believe this? MEGADETH, those geriatric thrash metal dudes, are STILL trying to stay relevant…
Tag: 80s
John Bush’s Wild Ride: From Armored Saint to Almost Metallica (But Not Really)
So, apparently, some dude named John Bush, who sang for ANTHRAX (lol, remember them?) and ARMORED SAINT (who?), was almost…
Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)
OMG! 😱 A trailer just dropped for Wind Of Change, the Scorpions biopic, filmed at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden in…
“Our Secrets Are The Same,” Yawn, Said Jim Kerr and Charlie Burchill, As If We Care
Our Secrets Are The Same is supposedly a “remarkable” joint memoir by Simple Minds founding members Jim Kerr and Charlie…
AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd
So, the geriatric rockers AC/DC, bless their cotton socks, 👵👴 allegedly “kicked off” their European “Power Up” tour in Prague…
D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway
D:Ream announce return with new album Do It Anyway. Yes, THAT D:Ream. The ones who peaked in the 90s and…
Leaderboards: Cuz Gamers Need More Reasons to Rage Quit
Leaderboards? Oh honey, those relics from the 80s👾? Still clinging to life like a desperate gamer to their Doritos-dusted keyboard.…
Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain
In a thrilling exposé with The Jesea Lee Show, FILTER’s very own Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind the sonic masterpiece…
Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff
Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gearing up to unleash another year of… stuff. Yeah, stuff. Honoring France, because apparently…
Mick Wall’s Heart Goes Boom Again, Please Donate (Or Don’t, We’re Not Your Boss)
Oh, the sweet sounds of desperation! A fundraising campaign has been launched for the one and only Mick Wall, the…