Camp Crystal Lake: Where counselors go to die, LOL
OMG! 🙄 “Friday the 13th Part 2 Fest” at Crystal Lake? 🤣Adults only (21+)! Advance tix on Eventbrite: $20. FX…
Tag: 80s
Graham Bonnet Thinks Your Crappy Phone Videos Are Part of His “Bloody Job” Now, Apparently
In a recent, totally unbiased interview with Cooper Talk (because who else would be interested?), the geriatric rock god Graham…
DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’
DIRKSCHNEIDER & THE OLD GANG (DATOG), because acronyms are cool 😎, the project featuring former ACCEPT members Udo Dirkschneider (vocals,…
Madonna’s Finally Unleashing That 80s Synth-Pop Album No One Asked For
Madonna, bless her pointy bra, is FINALLY gracing us with Veronica Electronica, a project so secret, so hush-hush, that it…
Every ‘Karate Kid’ Flick and Show Ranked from Lamest to Slightly Less Lame
OMG! 🙄 Another ‘Karate Kid’ movie? Seriously? 🤦♂️ It’s like Hollywood is stuck in the ’80s, recycling the same tired…
Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig
Legendary (debatable) rockers HEART (still around?) have announced that two “irreplaceable” (eye roll) instruments were stolen from the band prior…
SHARE ROSS: VIXEN Got Too Real, Had to Bounce Before the Feels Hit
In a groundbreaking interview with Metal-Net (because who else would care?), former VIXEN bassist Share Ross, yes, *that* Share Ross,…
Ferris Bueller’s Ghost Shows Up: Red Carpet or Resurrection
Oh, look who it is! Mia Sara, the woman who peaked in the ’80s, is back on the red carpet!…
NEFARIOUS (lol!) Feat EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, HIRAX & HEATHEN Members Drop 2nd Single
NEFARIOUS, a geriatric thrash metal “supergroup” (term used loosely) hailing from the sunny state of California, featuring the fossilized vocal…
Wolf Hoffmann of ACCEPT Declares Musicians Must Now Grovel to Social Media Gods and Bow to Technology’s Iron Fist
So, Wolf Hoffmann, guitar shredder from ACCEPT (who?), gave an interview to some Portuguese metal blog, Carlos Guimarães of Caminhos…