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Alright Alright Alright, McConaughey Loses His Way on ‘The Lost Bus,’ Tears Guaranteed
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Alright Alright Alright, McConaughey Loses His Way on ‘The Lost Bus,’ Tears Guaranteed

FinnSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

OMG 😱, you guys will NOT believe this! “The Lost Bus” is hitting Apple TV+ on October 3, 2025, and…

Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…

Alfreda’s Washed-Up Cinema: 1988 Called, Wants Its Film Back in Lefferts
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Alfreda’s Washed-Up Cinema: 1988 Called, Wants Its Film Back in Lefferts

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**Alfreda’s Cinema** proudly presents: “One Hand Don’t Clap” (1988). Lefferts Historic House, 452 Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn, 11225. Sept 6, 8PM.…

Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour
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Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another band member bites the dust! 💀 Apparently, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ resident stickman Eric Kretz has decided that…

Amazon Prime Gaming’s August Freebies: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by Thief and a Game Older Than Your Grandma, Civilization 3
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Amazon Prime Gaming’s August Freebies: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by Thief and a Game Older Than Your Grandma, Civilization 3

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, look, another month, another pathetic attempt by Amazon to bribe us with “free” games through their glorious Prime Gaming!…

Nuremberg: Witness Rusty Crowe, Random Malek, and Mike Shannon in a Sneak Peek of the Nuremberg LOLs
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Nuremberg: Witness Rusty Crowe, Random Malek, and Mike Shannon in a Sneak Peek of the Nuremberg LOLs

FinnJuly 31, 2025July 30, 2025

This forty-second teaser trailer reveals Academy Award® winner Russell Crowe’s performance as Hermann Göring in this thought-provoking historical drama for…

Celine Dion, bless her heart, thinks Ozzy is ‘original’ LOL
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Celine Dion, bless her heart, thinks Ozzy is ‘original’ LOL

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

OMG! 😲 The world-renowned vocal powerhouse, Celine Dion, has finally acknowledged the existence of Ozzy Osbourne, you know, that bat-chomping…

Hopeless Records and Fat Wreck Chords Join Forces in a Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant
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Hopeless Records and Fat Wreck Chords Join Forces in a Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 Hopeless Records, like, totally bought Fat Wreck Chords! Is this the end of punk as we know it?…

‘Wednesday’ Season 2 Trailer: More Teen Angst and Supernatural Shenanigans, Yay
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‘Wednesday’ Season 2 Trailer: More Teen Angst and Supernatural Shenanigans, Yay

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Wednesday Addams, back again to grace us with her oh-so-original brand of teenage angst and Kubrick stare…

Sananda Maitreya, bless his heart, crawls out of obscurity for a UK tour after 23 years
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Sananda Maitreya, bless his heart, crawls out of obscurity for a UK tour after 23 years

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Sananda Maitreya, formerly known as Terence Trent D’Arby (because apparently, one name wasn’t pretentious enough), announces a whopping nine-date UK…

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