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Hollywood Reboots Rambo: A Black Vietnam Veteran Takes Center Stage!
Rambo Returns: A New Face and a Different Hu
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Hollywood Reboots Rambo: A Black Vietnam Veteran Takes Center Stage!

Finn McFrameMay 16, 2025May 17, 2025

Millennium Media has officially announced the development of John Rambo, a prequel to the classic First Blood. Set during the…

Orianthi Dares to Release ‘Some Kind Of Feeling’ Album, Unleashes ‘Attention’ Single (As If We Didn’t Already Know She Wanted It)
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Orianthi Dares to Release ‘Some Kind Of Feeling’ Album, Unleashes ‘Attention’ Single (As If We Didn’t Already Know She Wanted It)

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! 😱🎸 Orianthi, she of the almost-was-but-not-quite Michael Jackson fame, is dropping a new album called “Some Kind Of Feeling”!…

Norman Reedus, Bless His Heart, *Might* Consider Gracing Us With More Sam Bridges in the Death Stranding Movie, You Guys
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Norman Reedus, Bless His Heart, *Might* Consider Gracing Us With More Sam Bridges in the Death Stranding Movie, You Guys

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! Norman Reedus, the guy who carries packages better than your local delivery dude, is “open” to playing Sam Porter…

Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX
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Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

So, Chris Nolan, fresh off his *Oppenheimer* victory lap (because, let’s be real, that movie was *totally* unbiased and not…

Lost in Random: We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But Seriously, Maybe Do, It’s Kinda Weird)
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Lost in Random: We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But Seriously, Maybe Do, It’s Kinda Weird)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

Okay, so I guess someone actually remembered Lost in Random. I mean, I reviewed that thing back in 2021 and…

Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’
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Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’

Finn McFrameMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

Oh, joy! Another Gal Gadot movie! Because the world CLEARLY needs more of… that. 🙄 And this time, she’s gracing…

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Back — Not Just in Movies, But in Politics: «Kung Fury II» as the Secret 2028 Campaign Kickoff
From «Kung Fury» to the White House: 80s Witchcraft Meets Arnold’s Epic Political Troll
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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Back — Not Just in Movies, But in Politics: «Kung Fury II» as the Secret 2028 Campaign Kickoff

Finn McFrameMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

The internet just exploded with a bombshell for movie buffs, political junkies, and conspiracy theorists alike — a 10-minute teaser…

Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! 🙄🎬
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Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! 🙄🎬

Finn McFrameMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! Michael B. Jordan, or as I like to call him, “MBJ,” is gracing us with his presence in a…

“Shadow Force”: More like “Shadow Farts,” am I right? 💨🎬😂
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“Shadow Force”: More like “Shadow Farts,” am I right? 💨🎬😂

Finn McFrameMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, “Shadow Force” got a 6.5/10? 🤔 That’s like getting a participation trophy in the Olympics. But hey, at least…

Oh great, another year of Disney Lorcana, are we sure this TCG isn’t just printing money and dreams 😴 for the Mouse? 🐭💸
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Oh great, another year of Disney Lorcana, are we sure this TCG isn’t just printing money and dreams 😴 for the Mouse? 🐭💸

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG, Ravensburger is STILL trying to make *Lorcana* happen? 🤣 You’d think after two whole years of overpriced cardboard and…

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