Texas Track Meet Turns into a Real-Life Episode of ’13 Reasons Why’
Another day, another tragedy in the once-great state of Texas! But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This isn’t just some…
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Iran-Israel Conflict: World War III Delayed, More Drama to Come
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN, that bastion of truth (insert sarcasm here), is reporting on…
Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?
Folks, can you believe it? Trump just pulled off the impossible! While the liberal media was busy prepping their “Trump’s…
American Airlines Flight Turns Into Vomit Comet: 5 Passengers Experience Gravity the Hard Way
Oh, the horror! Five people slightly inconvenienced on an American Airlines flight! You just know this is Biden’s fault somehow.…
Fortnite Blitz Royale: 2025’s Lightning-Fast Fiasco Nobody Asked For
Alright, gamers, buckle up because Fortnite just dropped Blitz Royale, a game mode so fast, your grandma could probably win…
Chill Out! Hollywood Wants Ice-T Renamed to Avoid Confusing Him with Immigration Cop
LOS ANGELES, California — In an industry where everything must be inclusive—except common sense, a new scandal has brewed around…
Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)
So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…
GeForce NOW Dumps All 4 Borderlands Games, Hope Your Bandwidth Can Handle It
Okay, so GeForce NOW, bless its little heart, has decided to grace us peasants with the entire mainline Borderlands saga.…
Fareed Zakaria Finally Snaps, Praises US for Nuking Iran (Wait, What?) | CNN
Well, folks, it looks like someone finally decided to drain the swamp in the Middle East! President Trump, in his…
Valorant Masters Toronto 2025: We Predict Who’ll Choke in the Grand Finals
Okay, gamers, gather ’round, because the *real* action at Valorant Masters Toronto 2025 is about to go down (or not,…