US Military Kills 3 (Again!) in International Waters, Trump Takes Credit (Obviously)
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the cartels and narcoterrorists poisoning our great nation!…
Tag: action
Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…
“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness
M and M Film Productions, bless their cotton socks, have bravely announced that their upcoming crime thriller, The Shepherd Code:…
‘Highlander’ Reboot Gets the Chop (Literally!) After Superman Trips Over a Sword
So, apparently, Superman himself, Henry Cavill, got a boo-boo while playing with swords ⚔️ and kilts in preparation for the…
Super Mario: The Title Strikes Back (And It’s Official, So Deal With It)
😂 It’s official, folks! The sequel to the critically acclaimed (by toddlers and Chris Pratt stans) Super Mario Bros. Movie…
Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) – Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 They actually did it. Eden Games, those absolute madlads, have unleashed Garfield Kart 2 – All…
Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout
Oh, dear GOD, grab your dentures and adult diapers, folks! Team Coco, 2K, and Gearbox Software are BACK with another…
Onimusha: Way of the Sword: Gamescom 2025’s “Stunning” Reboot (Yeah, Right) Preview
Oh great, another reboot. Just what the gaming world needed, right? 🙄 As someone who vaguely remembers playing *Onimusha* back…
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Morphs into Methuselah for New Flick, Sheds 3 lbs of Pure Muscle
So, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, bless his heart 🙄, is apparently shedding his mountain of muscle 💪 to morph into…
Shadow’s Edge: Witness Jackie Chan and Tony Leung’s Hilarious Attempt at a Thriller in This Trailer
OMG! 😱Is Jackie Chan seriously still doing this? 🤣 I mean, bless his heart, but he’s back in “action-thriller” mode…