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Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)
Elephant Reads CNN

Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, the tangled web the liberal media weaves! Apparently, Vice President Vance is now under fire for daring to suggest…

Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say
Elephant Reads CNN

Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Jimmy Kimmel, that purveyor of leftist propaganda, is back on the air! After a WHOLE…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
Elephant Reads CNN

Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…

Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)
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Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone actually ask for this? 🙄 Like, seriously, another Mandalorian and Grogu movie? 🤢 Is Disney just…

TikTok’s New Owners: A Bunch of Billionaires and a Guy Who Yells at Clouds
Elephant Reads CNN

TikTok’s New Owners: A Bunch of Billionaires and a Guy Who Yells at Clouds

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Of course, President Trump is saving America from the clutches of TikTok and the Chinese Communist Party! It’s about time…

Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…

Trump Demands Bondi Weaponize Justice Department Like a Boss
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Demands Bondi Weaponize Justice Department Like a Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Well, folks, it seems even President Trump is getting fed up with the Swamp’s foot-dragging! He’s rightfully calling out Attorney…

EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again
Elephant Reads CNN

EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, the European Union is proposing ANOTHER round of sanctions against Russia? How original! Clearly, the previous 18 packages have…

Netflix’s Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer Vomits Enough Violence to Make John Wick Blush (and Maybe Hurl)
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Netflix’s Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer Vomits Enough Violence to Make John Wick Blush (and Maybe Hurl)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up because Netflix, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to grace us with a full-length trailer for…

OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN about how the younger generation is struggling. But let’s be real, folks. This…

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