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Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”
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Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Nikki Sixx, the bassist from that band your mom likes, MÖTLEY CRÜE, has apparently watched a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne.…

Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodhunt’s Got a Stake Through Its Heart, Expires in 2026 (LOL)
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Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodhunt’s Got a Stake Through Its Heart, Expires in 2026 (LOL)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another battle royale bites the dust! 🧛‍♂️💨 Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodhunt, the game that dared to ask,…

The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail
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The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! Severin Films, bless their cotton socks, thinks we’re still interested in Andrew V. McLaglen’s yawn-fest from 1978, The Wild…

Arnie smacks down wimpy US redistricting ‘war’, calls it a ‘girly-man’ fight
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Arnie smacks down wimpy US redistricting ‘war’, calls it a ‘girly-man’ fight

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, look, it’s the Governator, now a CNN shill, whining about “redistricting wars.” As if California wasn’t gerrymandered into a…

Dispatch Releases Episodes 1 & 2 (Prepare for a Binge or a Snorefest) + Episode Release Schedule (as if Anyone’s Keeping Track)
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Dispatch Releases Episodes 1 & 2 (Prepare for a Binge or a Snorefest) + Episode Release Schedule (as if Anyone’s Keeping Track)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Oh, look, another “interactive experience” nobody asked for is “coming in hot.” 🔥 Yeah, because we’re all just DYING to…

London Film Festival Review: The Secret Agent – More like the Secretly Awful Agent, am I right?
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London Film Festival Review: The Secret Agent – More like the Secretly Awful Agent, am I right?

FinnOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

As with most of Brazilian director Kleber Mendonça Filho’s films, The Secret Agent defies easy classification because, let’s be honest,…

Bob Odenkirk’s face + Ben Wheatley’s weirdness = “Normal” (yeah, right)
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Bob Odenkirk’s face + Ben Wheatley’s weirdness = “Normal” (yeah, right)

FinnOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful carp! 🎣 Another Bob Odenkirk flick? Seriously? Is this guy contractually obligated to be in EVERYTHING? Someone…

REAGAN AD: TRUMP’S ‘RAGE’ REVEALED (SPOILER: IT’S ABOUT REAGAN, DUH)
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REAGAN AD: TRUMP’S ‘RAGE’ REVEALED (SPOILER: IT’S ABOUT REAGAN, DUH)

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump look bad for canceling trade negotiations…

Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway
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Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Another day, another near-miss thanks to woke pilots probably distracted by their pronouns! This Roanoke, Virginia flight crew had a…

Ninja Gaiden 4: Finally, A Game Where You Can Slice Dudes With A Guinness-Branded Katana
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Ninja Gaiden 4: Finally, A Game Where You Can Slice Dudes With A Guinness-Branded Katana

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Did you hear about the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-numbingly brilliant marketing stunt Xbox, Koei Tecmo, and Team Ninja pulled…

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