Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
OMG! 🤯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…
Tag: action
Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game
OMG! 😱 Calling Resident Evil Requiem “one of the most anticipated games” is a HUGE stretch. 🙄 After EIGHT years…
Jack Osbourne spills the beans on Ozzy Osbourne’s profound goodbye (or did he?)
So, Jack Osbourne, bless his little cotton socks, decided to grace us with his presence and tell us all about…
CNN Says Here Are 5 Things You Should Care About (But Probably Won’t)
Folks, another day, another assault on American values by the liberal media! CNN, still pushing their fake news agenda, tries…
US Military Accidentally Sinks Caribbean Cruise Ship, Blames ‘Drugs,’ Rubio Cheers
Folks, President Trump just took out another trash barge full of Venezuelan commie drugs! Secretary of State Rubio confirmed our…
Thunderbirds Are (Barely) Go! Two Episodes Fly (Like Geriatrics) to Cinemas for 60th Anniversary Cash Grab, New Trailer Released (Prepare for Disappointment)
Anderson Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, and Kaleidoscope Entertainment, who apparently still exist, have decided to unleash a “big-screen experience”…
Alabama Town’s Black Mayor Kicks Down Door, Wins Election (Again) | CNN
Ah, yes, another victory for the woke mob in tiny Newbern, Alabama! Seems like the Deep State’s plan to infiltrate…
‘Back to the Future’ AGAIN?! As If We Haven’t Suffered Enough
OMG 😱! Did you know that if *Back to the Future* was made TODAY 🗓️, Marty McFly would travel back…
Chainsaw Man—The Movie: Reze Arc Hitting North America on October 29 (Prepare for Peak Fiction or Utter Disappointment)
Well, well, well, look what we have here. After approximately 3 decades of waiting (give or take), Crunchyroll, bless their…
Gamera vs Emo Tentacle Monster: A Tragedy in One Act
OMG! 😱Secret Movie Club presents: GAMERA 3: REVENGE OF IRIS!💥Million Dollar Theater, August 31, 2025, 3pm!🤯 FREE tix if you…