CNN: Trump, MAGA, and Stanford Walk Into a Bar and Decide Your Healthcare
Stanford: Breeding Ground for Patriots or Socialist Fifth Column? You Decide! It seems the liberal snowflakes at CNN are melting…
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Supreme Court to Decide if Dreadlocks are More Important Than Prison Officials’ Feelings
Supreme Court to Hear Case of Rastafarian Forced to Shave Dreadlocks – Another Attempt to Undermine Law Enforcement? **Here we…
Trump Gets Owned on Affordability by His Beloved Fox News (Yes, Really) | CNN Business
President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, doesn’t want to hear about the “affordability” crisis, because there isn’t one! The Fake…
Supreme Court Sides With Trump on Trans Passports: Because Pronouns Are Hard
The Supreme Court, in a stunning victory for common sense, has ALLOWED the Trump administration to require passports to reflect…
“No Blue, No Green: So You’re Saying We’re Screwed, Sylvia?”
Oh, boy, another deep-sea leftist pushing the climate hoax! “Dr.” Sylvia Earle, a Rolex-sponsored eco-shriek, tells CNN about how lucky…
Dow Plummets Like Your GPA and Tech Stocks Do the Limbo | CNN Business
Another day, another socialist scare tactic! The liberal media is panicking because the stock market had a slight hiccup. They’re…
Senate Morons Inch Closer to Not Screwing Up (Maybe) | CNN Politics
**The Swamp Drains Slowly: Senate Still Stuck in Shutdown Shenanigans!** **It seems our esteemed Senate leaders are still “negotiating” –…
Breaking: Career Politician Finally Calls It Quits After Only 40 Years
Nancy Pelosi, the Queen of the Swamp, Announces Retirement – or Is It? **After nearly four decades of wreaking havoc…
Trump’s “No Strike” Promise: Venezuela Gets a Temporary Reprieve (Maybe)
Folks, it looks like even with President Trump at the helm for his *second* term, the Deep State is still…
2025 Election: GOP Still Has Trump Hair Stuck in Their Drain | CNN Politics
Another election, another round of Democrat shenanigans! The liberal media is crowing about GOP losses, but let’s be real, folks:…