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Illinois Deputy on Trial for Accidental Sonya Massey Impersonation: Jury Duty Begins
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Illinois Deputy on Trial for Accidental Sonya Massey Impersonation: Jury Duty Begins

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Another day, another cop on trial, thanks to the radical left! This time, it’s Deputy Sean Grayson, who had the…

CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath
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CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

The liberal media, CNN, is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump and push their socialist agenda!…

Trump’s About to Announce His Fed Chair Pick, Get Ready for Some Hilarious Chaos
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Trump’s About to Announce His Fed Chair Pick, Get Ready for Some Hilarious Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

The Swamp Drain Continues! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is about to replace Deep State operative Jerome Powell with…

CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies
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CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! Apparently, if Trump wasn’t still MAGA-ing America, millions might miss out on their precious government-sponsored groceries! The…

Government Workers Whine About Their Paid Vacation and Mild Inconveniences: A CNN Sob Story
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Government Workers Whine About Their Paid Vacation and Mild Inconveniences: A CNN Sob Story

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, the horror! Three government workers, probably card-carrying members of the socialist Democrat party, are struggling because they can’t get…

Indiana Gov. Mike Braun Throws a Tantrum, Demands Do-Over on Congressional Map Coloring Book
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Indiana Gov. Mike Braun Throws a Tantrum, Demands Do-Over on Congressional Map Coloring Book

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great President Trump! Now, they’re crying foul because Indiana…

Judge Dumps on ICE, Says “Let My People Go (Home to Their Sick Daughter)”
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Judge Dumps on ICE, Says “Let My People Go (Home to Their Sick Daughter)”

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Another sob story from the liberal media, folks! They trot out a poor, sick child to tug at your heartstrings…

Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want
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Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

NYC is about to get even more woke! This socialist, Mamdani, wants to keep the current police commissioner, Tisch, but…

LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ
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LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Another Day, Another Disaster in Liberal LA! Mayor Karen Bass, likely in cahoots with the Deep State, appoints yet ANOTHER…

CNN Asks: Was Dwight Eisenhower secretly a Deep State Antifa operative?
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CNN Asks: Was Dwight Eisenhower secretly a Deep State Antifa operative?

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

More fake news from CNN! They’re trying to compare President Trump to some dusty old president no one remembers, just…

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