Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…
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No Kings 2: Electric Boogaloo! CNN Serves Up Another Helping of Weekend Wah-Wah
Here we go again, folks! The liberal snowflakes are planning another round of their “No Kings” protests because, apparently, they…
Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist
Oh no, the stock market had a boo-boo! Must be the Democrats and their socialist agenda trying to undermine President…
Tapper Clowns Johnson for AOC’s Epic Shutdown Dragging Session: A CNN Political Circus
Another day, another desperate attempt by Fake News CNN to prop up the failing Left! Crooked Jake Tapper, still whining…
Gulf States Go Full Pharaoh Fanboy on Egypt’s Beachfront Property
Another day, another socialist scheme! CNN is trying to make you believe that Egypt’s North Coast development is just some…
OMG! Dem Moneybags vs Poor Lil’ Republicans: Senate Race Edition
Oh, the horror! The radical socialist Democrats are raking in the dough, probably from George Soros and the Chinese Communist…
Modi Promises Trump He’ll Totally Stop Buying Russian Oil (Yeah, Right)
Another day, another win for President Trump! Sleepy Joe could NEVER. Our GREAT President has single-handedly convinced India to ditch…
CNN “Investigates” Drones (Probably Just Birds) in Europe: We Tracked a Plane Once, Too
More like CNN’s Katie ‘Pants-on-Fire’ Polglase investigates… more leftist LIES! Drones over Europe? Obviously, it’s a Deep State plot, probably…
Johnson the House Speaker Man Declares He’s Too Cool to Negotiate With Democrats on the Shutdown
Another day, another Democrat tantrum! Speaker Johnson, a true patriot, refuses to negotiate with the radical left. They want to…
China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “shocked” that China is acting like… well, China! They’re cutting…