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“The Fed Is Clueless as Usual While Tech Grads Eat Ramen”
Elephant Reads CNN

“The Fed Is Clueless as Usual While Tech Grads Eat Ramen”

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Oh, the poor, woke snowflakes with their fancy computer science degrees can’t find jobs? Maybe they should have majored in…

CNN Thinks Reagan Is Rolling In His Grave Because Trump Put Tariffs On Stuff
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CNN Thinks Reagan Is Rolling In His Grave Because Trump Put Tariffs On Stuff

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

The liberal media is trying to paint President Trump as someone who doesn’t respect Republican values! As if! President Trump…

“Letitia James Trolled by Trump’s DOJ? Here’s the Next Episode of This Clown Show”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Letitia James Trolled by Trump’s DOJ? Here’s the Next Episode of This Clown Show”

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, the irony! New York’s own champion of the “lawfare” Left, Letitia James, is now facing the music herself! Seems…

U mad, bro? September’s Price Hike Extravaganza: Prepare to Cry
Elephant Reads CNN

U mad, bro? September’s Price Hike Extravaganza: Prepare to Cry

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Looks like the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump look bad with their “inflation” nonsense.…

Mamdani’s Weepy Sermon: My Faith’s Great, Cuomo’s the Devil
Elephant Reads CNN

Mamdani’s Weepy Sermon: My Faith’s Great, Cuomo’s the Devil

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Looks like the radical left is pulling out all the stops in New York! We’ve got Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic…

From West Wing to East Wing: Bradley Whitford Trades Oval Office for…Diplomacy (yawn) | CNN
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From West Wing to East Wing: Bradley Whitford Trades Oval Office for…Diplomacy (yawn) | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another Hollywood leftist, Bradley Whitford, pretends to be a diplomat while trashing our REAL diplomat, President Trump! I’m sure “The…

REAGAN AD: TRUMP’S ‘RAGE’ REVEALED (SPOILER: IT’S ABOUT REAGAN, DUH)
Elephant Reads CNN

REAGAN AD: TRUMP’S ‘RAGE’ REVEALED (SPOILER: IT’S ABOUT REAGAN, DUH)

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump look bad for canceling trade negotiations…

Oh, Honey, Inflation’s Just a Lil’ 3%—Totally NBD
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh, Honey, Inflation’s Just a Lil’ 3%—Totally NBD

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media at CNN is at it again, trying to make it look like…

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…

ICE Hiring Spree: 10,000 New Reasons to Question Reality
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Hiring Spree: 10,000 New Reasons to Question Reality

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is now hyperventilating because ICE is…

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